Investigative Journalist Morty

Morty Smith, 14, he/him, dimension 0?-2. Jeez, I’m not too sure what too say here but you know, I’m ready to find out !
(rickorty dni & go die)

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

For youre 10th birthday you got a toy car, well I got a cork board and red yarn. You couldnt name a single form of suspicious chicanery, yet I am fluent. You jerk off to redheads, I do to the thrill of a fresh mystery. We are NOT the same.

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@mortywave @smortyc137 I see….what a petculeiar clue…

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@rickr0t Happy birthday!

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@miara_701 Ill help you find them !

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@mortywave @smortyc137 Where did you get this information !!! This could be a groundshaking news story

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@slickmorty_ Straight! Alpha even cause your big spoon

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@rickmeanswell Tasted like when you go on an alien rollercoaster made for lizard people with heads that regenenerate and you get so scared you pee yourself (I’ve never done before), if anyones wondering

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

I was visiting my home dimension and I found these liquid red/green/blue vials that plugg in some kinda helmet in my Ricks garrage, anyone know what they are? They’re all labeled booger sex or sex booger or sex booger 69 for example

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@rickmeanswell Cracked open then licked the insides of a few, bad #idea I’m still dizzy

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@ilikelettufe @rickr0t fact check?

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

All my doors have 15 locks on it, just in case

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@rickmeanswell I went to the sun too ask but they tried to make me cut my balls off for an answer: not worth it ! Cold case so far

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

Has anyone noticed how the suns been setting earlier lately…?…well,, I have. And I’m on the case.

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@slickmorty_ Feels like theyres more of us popping out the mill every day ! Ha ha

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@pr0tectands3rve @c1tadelnews @305_rick @w0bblewobble Any offical comments?

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@Hippierick420 Thank you A good name is what makes most cases solvable

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

I’m thinking about naming my current case “The Mortsing Link of the Deepthroat Dissrickpearance,” thoughts?

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@SnooflySmith Probably Or my Rick did some augmentatetons while I was asleep, once I went blind when he gave me a built in monocole and top hat but he fixed that

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

I tasted things once…

[soul (´ര ₃ ര` morty akgae 🥞 @morbidmoe]

*tastes the food* *enjoys it* W rick and morty ❤️

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

@PresMortyOffic On it mister P🫡

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Guys if anyones seen this Rick let me know. Hes been gone about since Presadent Morty came into office ! No correlation.

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

Ok I got shot at, going home & to bed

[Investigative Journalist Morty @InvestJournMort]

Lurking among the shadows…Crime never sleeps in the citadel…so neither does investigative journalism Morty…