Stella Kindred

You will learn that the best experiences are sometimes made by mistake.

[Amy Griffin @kirkorovm2]

"Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

"Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

Do you call that a bathing suite? It looks like they haven't delivered it yet!

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Elizabeth Monahan @sgradislava]

What are the largest ants in the world? Gi-ants!

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

I'll take a McAnything please.

[Karen Castro @87Papach]

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive

[Tammy Scott @MissZakhariy]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Stella Kindred @IrodionMega]

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

[Michelle Erickson @lbedinadze]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.