Casey Worthington

Filmmaker with @MeansToProduce |
Actor

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

I asked about you at the dick sucking factory and they said you had taken some time off to take care of your ailing mother and that they were all working overtime to do something special for you

[Shakti Arunachalam @shaktivail]

This morning I was struck from behind by an illegal motorbike while running on the pedestrian path of the Williamsburg Bridge. The rider crashed into me, looked right at me, got back on, and fled.

I'll recover. The next person might not.

I looked for police for 30 minutes, then called 911 at 8:34am. NYPD arrived 76 minutes later and said they couldn't file a report because the bridge "wasn't their precinct." Then they left.

Two weeks ago, two people were killed almost exactly this way on the Queensboro Bridge - an illegal high-speed scooter on a path never built for motor vehicles. Every rush hour, thousands of us walk and run these bridges assuming we're safe from motorbikes. We're not, and no one will own the problem.

It's fixable: regular bridge enforcement, dedicated patrols, and automated camera enforcement.

@ZohranKMamdani @NYC_DOT @NYPDnews - will your administration act before someone doesn't get to walk away?

@StreetsblogNYC @TransAlt @Gothamist

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

Fellas, if you lack clarity in your situationship, ask her how many downs you could play at running back in the NFL. You will get exactly the information you need.

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

@koolgurl2004 Arguably makes the bit better

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I used to get excited when I knew the answer to a Jeopardy clue that stumped all three contestants. then a former champion told me that when they don’t buzz in it’s not that they don’t know, it’s that they’re using the urinals built into the podiums

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

Needs a new nickname on basketball reference

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The crown jewels of France were only worth a 3 year Aaron Gordon extension?

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

This but it's every email from Cherry Lane Theatre

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

I visited your altar of suffering and it was shiny and clean. But when I visited your altar of enjoyment I noticed a layer of dust.

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

If you've signed a new lease you can intentionally die and you'll respawn in the new apartment with all your gear and can skip the moving mini game

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

SNL clearing cap space for Mr. Bean.

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

Even if you're acab it's okay to call the cops on a party if the music sucks. That's why they're there

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

Spanish language cancer commercial campaign Chemo Sabe

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

@drain_bunny You are not reading it in an old-timey New York accent so kind of on you

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

If I say Shaq and the Rizzler have the same media persona this makes sense right

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

Ozempic Jesse Plemons
I'm built different (than before)

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

So you mean to tell me in Europe, you're currently celebrating 20/4? No further questions your honor

[Casey Worthington @IrvingWorthing]

I know I'm niche posting but is anyone else surprised how slowly that half a red bell pepper is decomposing on the Manhattan bridge bicycle path