JD Struggles

Recovering gym class hero turned attorney.

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Memo for File:

“No you can’t put the confidential files in Dropbox, you haven’t read the terms of service, but I have...”

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A lot of respect to people putting Comic Sans “call with any questions” clauses in multimillion dollar service agreements.

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Are the kids still using Twitter or have millennials killed that too?

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Are the kids still using Twitter? Or have millennials als killed that too?

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If anyone wants to hire me to just file requests for sanctions against this “available” attorney, DMs are open.

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@Popehat I think I know a guy who can help you with 47 CFR 1.80. Slide into the DMs with your best Bezos impression.

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If you can elect a prosecutor or a district attorney, you can do something about this

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A report found nearly half of U.S. adults have had an immediate family member incarcerated https://t.co/jFHaUIk91i

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“Rich, unreasonably attractive private school students do horrible, scandalous things to each other. Repeatedly[,]” is basically every morning coffee conversation with DC attorneys talking about their kids.

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As long as @Starbucks keeps making ridiculous Frappuccinos, I will keep buying them. #WitchsBrewFrappuccino

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My brother✊🏾 @E_Reid35

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Excuse my while I turn my twitter account into a @Nike ad channel. #JustDoIt

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Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

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Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

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Never too early #PSL

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There are days where the office decides to not turn the lights on until 10, and people say the gov’t doesn’t work hard.

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Is it just a Gov’t thing, or do all managers love TPS reports that add no value to workflow?

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@Jewd_Law In other breaking news, they have a separate group chat where they talk about not liking your mediocre and unhealthy lunch place.

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$300/hr for a graveyard of PPT slides seems par for the course in DC consulting.

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They said the online form would make it easier, they also forgot that the office is staffed by people who think the IRS phone calls are real.

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Sending a response that you are closing a shared document “now” but then not doing it until asked a second time should get you fired.

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Dear Alabama,

Thank You.