J🍚Loew

Loy-ah. Writer of things. After-the-fact witty comebacker extraordinaire. I like to move it, and also, move it.

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Me, the first 3 steps on an out-of-order escalator.

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@mattsafaii @JonVigliotti Yes, it’s 26th & San Vicente. Paul Revere middle school is at the bottom of this street

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@justin_hart @JonVigliotti It’s Swarthmore and Antioch.

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@queens_parents This ad is very clearly targeted to women married to Trump voters and/or ultra conservative Christians that are pressured, or worse, threatened to vote as their husband does. The real tragedy is not that Dems made the ad, it’s the underlying reality of it in the first place

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@JonErlichman Impressive, to say the least. But after a second read, the original hand-written note is comedically superior as-is😆

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One @JetBlue flight attendant to another: “This doesn’t feel like a New York flight. Feels like a Florida flight.”

I’m just hoping there’s a doctor onboard to treat all these passengers’ wounds from that severe burn.

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@AssemblyCall @TroyAikman A reminder that all home game times this season have been: 11am,11:30am & 2pm. In record heat. PRIOR to UCLA fall quarter starting.

Not saying there aren’t issues (as a season ticket holder, trust me, I’m familiar with them). But if there was ever a recipe for an empty stadium…

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@danielvankirk The haunting truth.

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@lannies @JaduAVAs @doctorklein Had a minor heart attack during the split-second I thought I was about to be attacked by a Legend of Zelda boss😆

But now that my heart rate has stabilized, this is v cool, will def check out!

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@lannies @elizaorlins @artemis_nieves I wore 3 different suits, of the ‘jump‘ style, made by Juicy Couture.

After almost 15 years in practice, my only regret is that I got rid of those jumpsuits before the pandemic🤣

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@lannies @AviatorNation @hollymshapiro I regularly see @AviatorNation hoodies hanging in the lost & found of my girls’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

…tell me you live in Los Angeles without telling me you live in Los Angeles🙄

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@lannies Important question while we’re on the microwave-length, did you mean for there to be an “h” in front of eating?

Cause if so, run girl, run.

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@lannies @PreetBharara Have you been injured and the law is not on your side? Are you also hungry?

Then YOU need the law offices of Boguslaw and Rice!*

*for informational purposes only, the foregoing should not be construed as legal advice

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@normmacdonald was the kind of guy who took the extra second of his time to say a friendly “hi” & thank us for doing our jobs. I’ve missed that show since it went off the air, which now like the man himself, was taken from us too soon. May he RIP

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My 1st job ever was working as a Page for TV sitcoms. I worked episodes of some big, hit shows like Friends, Drew Carey, and Will & Grace, but my favorite assignment was the underrated, sarcastic comedy, “The Norm Show.”
https://t.co/9sNirKsu7M

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@lannies Consider my application sent🤣 OMG, the charges section💀💀💀

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@ladbible @lannies I know which one you’re saving first…

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@sandman8645 @bessbell Hey, we’re a basagna family too! And sometimes, we have “bessert”afterward.

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@lannies 🤞🏼

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@thaSchneid @CLASHBooks @christophpaul_ @LezaCantoral That’s amazing!! Congratulations, can’t wait to read it!

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Just received #theBookHookup from @strandbookstore! It put a smile on my face, a book in each hand, and even a sock on each foot!👽 Thank you @lannies!