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I survived Xbox 360 voice chat

[T @JTCuomo10]

The girl I went out with last night told me she took a screenshot of my Facebook in case I tried to kill her lmaoooo

[T @JTCuomo10]

@NickRoj80278654 @dalahsurfal Nice ragebait 10/10

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[T @JTCuomo10]

@Steve_Michael_ @Spideraxe30 Is reading comprehension hard for you?

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm

[T @JTCuomo10]

I sent pictures proving that I own MY steam account and that I purchased the game and you guys did fuck all to help me. Easiest refund of my life.

[T @JTCuomo10]

@RockstarSupport I just want to tell you how absolute dog shit your support is. I bought RDR2 and tried to play it on steam. My steam account is somehow linked to someone’s else’s rockstar account that I have zero access to.

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

how the fuck yall be wearing hats and just be able to take them on and off whenever you want

Once I put a lid on it’s a full day commitment or else my hair looks so retarded when I take it off

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city..

Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in the city I’ve committed my life to.

And in the end… everything went.. just like I fucking said it would

In the biggest moments everybody with a brain knew they’d crack.. and they did.

A blind person could see the red flags on this team.. Work ethic questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Preparation commitment questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to meetings, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to/skipping treatment, NEVER happens on good teams.. The franchise QB tapped out of a game.. on 3rd down.. in the red zone.. because he was tired… NEVER HAPPENED in the history of the NFL.

That’s literally the only thing you need to tell someone (who knows ball) and they could tell you everything about this team…

“Hey the franchise quarterback, who’s a professional athlete getting paid millions of dollars, and the face of a multi billion dollar franchise tapped out of the game because… because… because he was tired in the middle of the season”

“Oh wow.. that team has no chance” would be the immediate response..

And to the surprise of nobody.. that was the response by everybody who’s ever played/coached the game before but.. Colts blogs and fans who have been covering the Colts since 2020 and more recent knew better than everybody… Started personally attacking me and trying to kick me out of town.

When I said Joe Flacco gives us a better chance to win than AR immediately after the tap out.. I would’ve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. That can’t be what the face of your team is doing.. just can’t be.. and to a bigger aspect of it all, somehow AR thought it was ok to do that. That’s a locker room issue.. that’s a culture issue.. thats an indicator of a loser attitude radiating thru a building that was built by greats.

I have no idea how they fix it.. I don’t think it’s like a light switch. “Alright, we’re gonna become Pros now” but… maybe it is, but what do I know?

Oh wait….. how this was all gonna work out. I knew that.

As a multiple year season ticket holder (not renewing).. and someone who has actively, daily, attempted to be an additive to this beautiful city. I hope they become a good franchise again.. this city deserves it.. the OGs in the Colts building deserve it (equipment managers, trainers, ticketing, PR, sales).. and on the flip side the players/coaches in that building deserve whatever happens to them. Your unwarranted arrogance, laziness, and lack of professionalism has lead you to ANOTHER early vacation… which is probably what most of you entitled bums have been hoping for.

I don’t speak for the city.. and I don’t speak for all ex Colts players because I was only a punter.. nominated for the HOF 3 times now but nonetheless.. I speak from my own perspective.. I’ve never seen a group waste opportunities/talent/money more than this group.

Cheers… #ForTheShoe #LahdHahse

#ForTheBrand #Pittsburghese

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I hate when cops are parked like this for a little cop date. Get a room.

[T @JTCuomo10]

@shanmarie907 @CarterNimrod @Texasbrn Have a mini Aussie as well! No kidding about the energy 🤣

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Get a job loser

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Posted on the FB group Pickleball for Beginners that’s heating up but not getting real help. Hopefully someone else in my situation can share some advise with tourament cost.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Whatever it is, it was definitely the right call to get it all over your hands

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Not well Mom

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal