Jack McCallion

Dungeon Family, First Generation

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@NFL why does my son call his karaté teacher dad ?

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I am excited to officially take on the role as CEO of Twitter. This has been in the works for months.

[Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese]

”Do not fear mistakes. There are none.” – Happy Birthday to the legend, @MilesDavis.

[Jack McCallion @JackMcCallion]

@walkerdarsey @FBI

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Kinda crazy that the Spice Girls don’t even have one song about Dune.

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

My Kawhi Leonard Goosebumps shoes have arrived!

[Richard Karn @TheRichardKarn]

I’ve thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Rob Thomas feat. Carlos Santana smoke’s them both

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then J. D. Vance's venture capital firm gave my social media app start-up Series B funding.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

The kind you find in a second hand store?

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

When you hear the Monster Mash just put your head down and start dancing. Don't try to analyze the lyrics

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

the scariest part about Mind Of Mencia is that it could happen in real life.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

What if I hacked… your heart ?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I am determined to find Italy before Stanley Tucci does

[Tony Soprano crying to songs @TonySopranoCry]

Tony Soprano crying to “Nothing Compares 2 U” by Prince

[Jack McCallion @JackMcCallion]

@jocranch @senatemajldr Where are the horns?