Jack Peters

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

The idea of England in a World Cup semi-final is just weird. Like a shilling or something. It belongs to another generation, you’ve heard about it but never really understood it. Never thought I’d have to worry about it. I’ve had a drink.

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Argentina should have picked Hayden Mullins

[Charlie Morgan @CharlieFelix]

Vince Aso, angle number two.

[ESPN @espn]

ICYMI: This kid flies like Superman.

[Stormzy @stormzy]

White rockstars (and pop stars) have been sniffing coke and taking MDMA and singing about it since the beginning of music just admit you’re anti-black and fuck off you tramps https://t.co/RfS9vZO8y3

[Rambled @rambo_jet]

@MesutOzil1088 @MesutOzil1088 does it again. Hits the top of the ball into the ground to bounce it over Keeper. 🔥 #Genius #TheOzil.

[Jack Peters @JackPeters_]

@doubleslippery https://t.co/Q1E7VSDMHE

[Sandra Gonzalez @TheSandraG]

NEWS: Curb Your Enthusiasm renewed for 10th Season by HBO. Larry David's statement: "As I’ve said many times, when one has the opportunity to annoy someone, one should do so.”

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Crisis club Everton go level on points with early season sensations Watford. Big Sam v Marco Silva in a six month battle for 9th is the epic head-to-head the sport has been building to for 130 years

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

Without a doubt the greatest thing I've seen this year! 😂😂😂

Created by @RadioBren

[juan @juanbuis]

for everyone asking, here's the thrilling conclusion

[juan @juanbuis]

can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[Jack Peters @JackPeters_]

@MitchNunn15 don't remember seeing his one 😂 https://t.co/P9Fe6nzczx

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

If the men from The Apprentice were employed in football instead:
CHARLES
Founder and CEO of @ChapGolazo, widely-despised aggregator of viral football content (2.6m Twitter followers, 5m Facebook views/day)