Jack

IR/War Studies and bike lanes

[Jack @JacksPublic1]

When your colleague offers you biscuits in the middle of a Teams call

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“Not now Linda, I’m working” 😅

[Samuel Hughes @SCP_Hughes]

These chunky bars are required in new homes by English building regulations aimed at preventing residents from falling out of windows. All windows with sill heights of less than 1.1 metres must have them if they can be opened by 10cm or more.

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

I can't be the only person to think of IR theory every time I see Walz.

[Portcullis Tesco @PortcullisTesco]

"Would you like to swear or affirm?"

[ETA Services Ltd @ETAservicesltd]

No disrespect Stonehenge, but this granite block just saved a dozen pedestrians, who were waiting to cross a 20mph road, from being mown down by a drunk driver.

[Jack @JacksPublic1]

But does it work on the e-gates at Heathrow?

[Undine @HorribleSanity]

The Imperial passport of Kublai Khan, circa 1240 AD. “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.”

They really don't make travel documents the way they used to.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

You know what should feature a lot more prominently in post apocalyptic settings? Bicycles. If you have a society with remaining technical knowledge but suddenly without access to more resource heavy modes of transportation seems like a natural thing for people to turn to.

[harry @_hxrrybxtt]

i dunno i beg to differ

[d @davyboytellem]

POV: it is £9 a pint and you are sat in a car park

[Jack @JacksPublic1]

Daisies looking like light snow cover in Regent's Park

[Cambridge Electoral Services @votecambridge]

Voters at Milton Road Library get to experience the rare sight of voting from the back of a car as we've had problems getting into the building … hopefully we'll be in soon but for now our polling staff are doing a great job ensuring early voters can still cast their vote!

[Fredi Gentz @FrediGentz]

Hahah found the email.

£25 charge every time this landlord has to respond to her tenant complaining about mould.

You couldn't make it up.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Me: it’s not a movie. Lawyers don’t send email: proposing “suppressing” a report and admitting this amounts to “withholding key documents”.

The Post Office:

[ParliScran @ParliScran]

Leaving parliament tomorrow so in full parliscran style I had dinner in the terrace with friends tonight. Soup, chips and green beans. What else could it have been 💔 £2.85 terrace cafe

[Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea]

London no-go zones: a definitive guide

Finchley. You've seen it there on the map, just north of Hampstead. But have you ever been there? Do you know anyone who lives there? No you do not.

[Giles Wilkes @Gilesyb]

I'm SO glad I never had to learn English as a foreign language. This *looks* like nine consecutive nouns.

[Jack @JacksPublic1]

@hnjsamuels "We downloaded the wrong time period of footage, and by the time we realised, the original had been automatically wiped"