Jack Short

I'm shorts. I love words.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@MissNCleveland @TheGoldenHAward Then no, I won’t be collecting on his behalf.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@MissNCleveland @TheGoldenHAward We’ve had a conscious uncoupling since he threw me in the bin. Actually, is there a cash prize?

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

On behalf of shorts everywhere, please vote No and stop the subjugation of my people. #SayNo #FreedomForShorts

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

Thanks to whoever threw me in a bin. Might look hideous but I do have feelings. #PrimaryRocksLive

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@Mr_P_Hillips is sat at home crying about tickets but I still made the effort. If you see some hideous shorts lying around, pick me up and drop me in a workshop. Fed up of hanging around with losers. #primaryrockslive @AnnisbrownJ @_MrJeffery @MrETeacher92 @bbcTeaching

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@Teacherglitter @TeacherStarr @MissSMerrill @bbcTeaching @MissC_1717 @Mr_K_Teacher @Mattpayne22 @Mr_P_Hillips Try working the pedals in the dark.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@bbcTeaching @MissSMerrill @TeacherStarr @Teacherglitter @MissC_1717 @Mr_K_Teacher @Mattpayne22 @Mr_P_Hillips I concur, he has terrible fashion sense.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@LTeacher123 @bbcTeaching @Mr_B_W @mini_lebowski @PaulWat5 @teacher5aday @rondelle10_b @ViviennePorritt @musicmissdavies @tim_jumpclarke @KSunray3 @morganmfl @MissSDoherty @AthersScience @chris_eyre @senoraelliott @alexbellars @Rosemarycalm @Teacherglitter @Parky_teaches @kateowbridge @BrewEdMan He's nothing to do with me.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@f33lthesun @AnnisbrownJ @MrS_Primary @bbcTeaching Those shorts are not garish or eye-blindingly painful enough.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@Teacherglitter @f33lthesun @AnnisbrownJ @Mattpayne22 #FoundSomeNewLegs

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@AnnisbrownJ @f33lthesun @Teacherglitter @Mattpayne22

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@f33lthesun @TeacherStarr @Teacherglitter @Mattpayne22 @AnnisbrownJ @smithsmm I was there but just not on Jack's legs. #SecretShorts

[Chris Jacques @MrCJ248]

@Teacherglitter @f33lthesun @Mattpayne22 @JacksShorts @AnnisbrownJ I hope we don't get the weather @Mr_P_Hillips is expecting!

[Vocabulary Ninja @VocabularyNinja]

What a fab opening from @kspine some fascinating things to hear so far! #themind #totalteaching @JacksShorts

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@Teacherglitter @Roads2Diverged @TeachingTotal @Mr_P_Hillips Can't tweet, currently hiding in @Mr_P_Hillips ' boot.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@JAteacher17 @AnnisbrownJ No one has to ask me to join. I just rudely push my way in a garish way.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@f33lthesun @AnnisbrownJ I'm going to sneak into his suitcase.

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@bbcTeaching @MrS_Primary @Teacherglitter @AnnisbrownJ @MrCYear5 @TeacherStarr @Misterbodd I thought I was the comedian around here. I tried stand-up once but they told me I needed new material. #NoJoke

[Jack Short @JacksShorts]

@Teacherglitter @AnnisbrownJ @bbcTeaching @MrS_Primary @MrCYear5 @TeacherStarr @Misterbodd I'd like to distance myself from my owner. We're in the middle of a tricky separation. He thinks it's suitable to wear me to work.