🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔

I am a potato. 🥔 He/Him

[🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔 @JacobIdle]

When you think it’s just a fart but suddenly it’s not

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

They let him and his little shorts into to the nunnery?!?

[🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔 @JacobIdle]

Story: Gene Park is cool as hell

[Gene Park @GenePark]

with Hunter Schafer. story coming soon

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

This settler who ran over a Palestinian man while he was praying faced no consequences—not even a single minute behind bars.

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

[KSB 🩶 @kiryussideburns]

every japanese and korean tweet about infinite wealth kiryu reads like this

[🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔 @JacobIdle]

lol. Israel breaks every single ceasefire.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

The U.S. has brokered a ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon.

It is contingent upon Hezbollah not firing any more rockets at Israel.

[Karl Max 🪶📃 @KarlMaxxed]

having a separate laptop for porn is probably the smartest thing you can do as a streamer tbf

[🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔 @JacobIdle]

I mean I assumed it was hard

[callie @fluoridevictim]

i dont think people even realize how hard the ugly man huge penis combination actually goes

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

first pride month without charlie kirk

[V—⊥⨀:⨪—⊂—\\•Ω⊂—⊥ @centipedegarden]

i love Gene man, it’s been like 7 years of following him and i still can’t predict what he’ll post next.

[🥔In The Mood for Spud🥔 @JacobIdle]

Idiots will see four lanes of cars and complain about bike lanes

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

Serious question: What happens when an ambulance or fire truck can’t get through because the street has been narrowed down to a single lane for bike infrastructure?

Look at this mess.

Who thought this was a good idea?

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

They could have shot Kycillia with two laser bazookas instead of just one.

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

when ur getting a swordjob and she's giving you straight hilt

[System of a Clown ($0/$50) @LiveLavL0ve]

Once, at a friend's sleepover comprised of me pre-transition, 4 black or biracial women, and 1 super drunk white boy, @ around 9 pm he sat up, looked around, and asked "where did everyone else get a cool hat? 🥺"

[george @georgiem2000]

looked at the concept art and started crying

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My good friend Julie has already talked about this