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My cynical inner ego also enjoys hot donuts 🍩🤙🏼

[Jac Shit @JacqueKnapp]

🎶 All I wanna do is get real mad / I got a feeling Twitter can help with that 🎶

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I wonder if I popped into Mick Jagger’s dream, too...

Hanging out with him in mine was the least odd thing to happen in last night’s brain pictures.

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@Kurt_Vonnegut If I went to work like I didn’t need the money, I’d be fired so quickly.

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@adamcbest *refuses to recognize

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@rainnwilson #parcheesi fella 🤙🏼

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@pastorlocke Guys, I got my black Nike’s and my purple sash... When do we drink the KoolAid? God, I hope it’s grape and not cherry! 🙏🏼 #amen

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I know why Britney Spears shaved her head.

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@blxxdynose Imyt bb! I’ll be home for a quick visit the week of the 18th. Got work n shit, but maybe I can see ya for a few, introduce you to my pork chop of a son lol idk if I have your # because I got a new phone and I’m a technotard lol DM your digits, queen!

[Jan Hakon Erichsen @janerichsen]

Most people: I guess balloons are ok

Me:

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I am so proud of everyone I met today at the #BeatingTheOdds Summit with @ReachHigher.

To anyone out there who feels like the world is stacked against them, know that I'm rooting for you to succeed and reach your full potential.

[Weijia Jiang @weijia]

I asked Trump if he would be okay with someone telling the First Lady to go back to her country. He did not answer.

[Jonathan Healey @SocialHistoryOx]

Historical generals pointing out the toilets: a short thread.

[Jac Shit @JacqueKnapp]

I love this beyond words

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

A nomination and a 12 pound rainbow .. now this is a day

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@SuperJakeST @JohnDePetroshow @mike_sell @JohnDePetroshow,
Please justify and show your work or you’ll only receive partial credit. You have 30 minutes. Time starts now.

[Jac Shit @JacqueKnapp]

@nytimes First instinct:
PRO👏🏼MOTE👏🏼 HER👏🏼

Second instinct:
We need to stop dividing ourselves and try to be civil with one another; come together!

First instinct: SHH!

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@tonyposnanski Shove my whole arm up a cow’s butt. At least that shit is straight forward.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Cancel all of it.

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@Roughertumbler A rare win for Twitter!

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Treat yo self

[Jac Shit @JacqueKnapp]

You were doing some weird shit in my dreams last night.