Jake Schamel

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@JxPow @CamTolsma one of us. One of us. One of us.

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@JxPow I'm in bed bro

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain @LastWeekTonight

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

That debate was substantive and civil. I'm disappointed I wanted entertaining television

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@HillaryClinton so the only difference between yours and Trumps wall is that yours isn't tall and beautiful?

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@mcguilloteen @VICE @realDonaldTrump @cwinter327

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I voted against the USA Patriot Act and will continue to do all that I can to prevent us from moving toward an Orwellian society.

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@CamTolsma @JxPow Becky is such a bitch

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@cwinter327 @KevinJDaley risky strategy following in path of Big Ed, but would explain everything

[Captain Pow @JxPow]

Our first poll results are in! @JakeSchamel @cwinter327 https://t.co/e7C1G7CVf7

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

Seems legit. https://t.co/EQTg5NMyhU

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

Save me, white Jesus

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seedless grapes. Seedless oranges. Seedless watermelons. All good. My vote for the next fruit to invent: Seedless pomegranate

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@JxPow @CamTolsma @JesseAltWinzig nah it's me

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

To Republicans who reject the science on climate change, I say worry less about your campaign contributions and more about your children.

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@cwinter327 @buffablog @fatherjohnmisty @townballroom will report back after the show

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

My weakness is the source of all my pride

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@cwinter327 https://t.co/oxwdLXcueY

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The very strange tale of Grateful Dead’s path to the summer’s hottest concert ticket http://t.co/5ssaKXT2Cb

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

I like Eich

[Jake Schamel @JakeSchamel]

@cwinter327 https://t.co/ObjUVN17Yd

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

Glad someone on the right wrote this: "Why Isn't The Right Defending Freddie Gray?" http://t.co/uxai4uxGKo