Jacob W

Worker of things. Knower of nothing, breaker of sacred rocks,

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@BatterStateGame Somehow I didnt think bsg would outparody this account. I was so.... so wrong.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

Someone check on @Steve_Dangle please. Approach with caution and a snack please.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@RBC your 1800 number automation needs some work. I just want to talk to a human. not a robot. I cant log in and havent been for a while. (about 5 days) due to the website kicking me out when I put my oassword in 1 time and then locked the account. please help.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@Potawatomi_Kid @MarissaRoberto @BauerOutage She works for TSN. Cant get any worse honestly.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@MarissaRoberto @BauerOutage 1 in Ontario its harder to get one, in the US, it isnt as difficult. stop trying to speak on the laws of another country like you understand them.

2: the fuck are you on about with this?

3: wheres the evidence in the other cases? bring that next time you pick an argument.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@Tiametmarduk In the mud goes the points

[SCJ Weather @SCJWeather]

Ummm what #onstorm

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@Steve_Dangle dont you damn well say that word on stream you almost said.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@ryanhallyall Is your voice ready? Hopefully for the sake of your voice and those in the areas mentioned it doeant get as bad as forcasts predicts.

[Zachary Hall @WxZachary]

Per a Rolling Fork, Mississippi police offer:

“Major tornado damage, we need as many ambulances as possible and any help for search and rescue in this town”

I was asked to tweet this. Please share.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@jspudderdump @TonyBrarOTV @EdmontonOilers Problem is we need points. At this point we cant afford to give up games because of Campbell being a leaky faucet with goals.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@Oilers4201 @DkCommish94 @Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers Friendly fire by Derrik Ryan. Looked like shin on shin. He was on the bench and played 2 more shifts. Probably nothing worth while. Just a bit of pain in the moment.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@cwietz1 @Steve_Dangle Hyman will be the leafs worst trade decision for quite a while.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@gsar106 @JonathanWillis Campbell is tho. He faces less shots overall then Skinner. Not by a small Margin either. It's 100+ shots at this point. Skinner has 1 extra game played. At what point do you stop to think it's not just the defense?

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@AyyBoaty @JediAssasin117 Takes one to know one. Seems like you can sniff them all out.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@EdmontonOilers Can you do McDavid Head pats? That would be swell.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

Why do I have to call @siriusxmcanada in order to cancel my subscription? It seems really stupid that I can't do it online since it should only be 1 click. 2023 and SiriusXM out here living in 2002.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@jpolly22 They have a 3 goal lead into the third? The leafs should be fully clenched by now. We know how 3 goal leads and toronto teams go.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@buzzbishop @timandfriends @tim_micallef You should get 3 for a win, 2 for an OT win and 0 if you lose. none of this participation trophy BS with points given to both teams if it goes to OT. You win and get points. You lose you don't. Simple shit. NHL wont do that since it makes certain teams look worse.

[Jacob W @JakeTheSurvivor]

@Mz_Kat He's also being grossly overpaid for his stats. 1.48 shots per game, 10 points over 45 games (bested by Kane in that who has 1/3 of the games played) -13 when he's on the ice. He seems like a cool dude but at this point he needs to put up or take the bottom 6 role.