Jakub Wieczorek

[Entitled Tech Worker @techemployee]

too much standing at the standup today. if i wanted exercise i'd use our free gym memberships

[Griffin 🫠 @abditum]

So I wasn't allowed in a Google Hangout. Realized the URL said "&authuser=0". Changed it to "&authuser=1" and got in. #Security

[kpoulsen @kpoulsen]

Obama: "We're creating a website that will serve as a hub for information on intelligence activities." http://t.co/EgcEPrVdIQ?

[Jakub Wieczorek @JakubAW]

@will_j Follows the British 2011 Excel trophy: http://t.co/7aLPhqwBbK. Next up, PowerPoint?

[Eddie Weissman @_eddiots]

Why do I have to register for that Predictive Data Conference? Don't they already know that I'm coming?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There's crazy, there's batsh*t crazy, then there's North Korea crazy... http://t.co/etJmNZqVD1

[Ariya Hidayat @AriyaHidayat]

#JavaScript engine and #LLVM: the beginning of "Fourth Tier LLVM JIT" (FTL) for JavaScriptCore in WebKit: http://t.co/z6OisFk500

[Emin Gün Sirer🔺⚔️ @el33th4xor]

@al3xandru Have you seen this? It's a bank, based on MongoDB: https://t.co/1KwgaI0tQt

[Joel Spolsky @spolsky]

I'm so happy they spring-cleaned useless Google Reader to make room for a desperately-needed notes app </sarcasm> http://t.co/fBK77KjySk

[NewsBlur @NewsBlur]

Paypal's fraud department just called, asked me what's going on. Asked the rep from Omaha if she's heard of Reader, and then a big Ohhh.

[Dave Herman @littlecalculist]

The pope resigned because Node did religion better.

[SydneyPadua @sydneypadua]

Stared at headline for a full 30 seconds before I absorbed that it wasn't about kids in some sort of beta release

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

I'd like to thank my bank for making log off a GET request, and the Chrome team for handy URL prefetching.

[Patrick Walton @pcwalton]

This is incredibly annoying and condescendingly worded. http://t.co/2LLbFpJt

[Brian McKenna @puffnfresh]

Awesome post on liquid types for Haskell with online demo: http://t.co/LpBw4GDR

[Strange Loop Conf @strangeloop_stl]

"Rust" by @littlecalculist (David Herman) from @emerginglangs at #strangeloop http://t.co/whi7bWjb