James

Jam tarts are my failing...

[James @JamOnScones]

Hey @VirginAtlantic just a quick shout out to the crew on VS92 (Yesterdays departure - 1st June) for delivering flawlessly fabulous service despite being several crew short! They all deserve an extra days layover next trip! 😜

[James @JamOnScones]

Hey @VirginAtlantic, my flight VS92 on 1st June next year is scheduled to leave MCO at 3:25pm and land into Heathrow at 5:10am… someone’s telling big fat fibs somewhere. Will there be a ‘reschedule’ or are we playing merry-go-rounds until 6am. I’d like an extra hour in Disney 😂

[James @JamOnScones]

Ahh @VirginAtlantic you never fail to be fabulous. The crew on VS91 that's almost made it to Orlando are simply flawless. 💖

[James @JamOnScones]

@Syndicate @YouTube #TinyTom

[James @JamOnScones]

@Syndicate #TinyTom

[James @JamOnScones]

@FirstSouthYorks where is the 12:48 number 55 on west end lane/heatherfields… you app is a load of 💩 counted down from 10 min to Due, still no bus.

[James @JamOnScones]

@VirginAtlantic I paid £35 to pre-select a specific seat (having diagnosed anxiety being closer to the front makes me feel better) which I’ve now been moved from (at the gate) so a family can sit together. Can I have a refund please?

[James @JamOnScones]

@VirginAtlantic Two of my absolute faves, @VirginAtlantic and @michellevisage 😍

[James @JamOnScones]

@BritishGasHelp hooooooly 💩 I have never experienced a more useless phone service… I’ve moved into a new house, you tell me to use your website,.. which tells me to call you… which literally will not let me speak to a single person, and suggests using your website 🙃🔫

[James @JamOnScones]

Important to those who need them… just leaves to those who don’t. The fact that I can show my students who need it most that I’m here for them without the rest being any wiser is the best feeing. Ever. #Heartstopper #aliceoseman #teacher

[James @JamOnScones]

‘I’ll work all the way’ I said… clearly I lied, but who can say no to waffles? (& cheesecake, chocolate & crisps 😂) Starting my #NYE with the lovely people at @LNER. Have a great New Year all! Especially the fab crew on this 14:52 ABD-KGX!

[James @JamOnScones]

Hey @LNER, we’re currently taking part in your feature length production of ‘Curse of the missing train driver’ at Peterborough… any chance we could have teeny tiny pots of ice cream and not quite big enough to quench your thirst water bottles like it’s really the theatre? 😘

[James @JamOnScones]

@UPS_UK What can you do apart from tell me where it is, which I already know… No I just want people to know how shite your service is #uselesspostalservice

[James @JamOnScones]

@UPS_UK *your parcel will be delivered between 12-4*…. *Waits in all day for important delivery*… *4pm - receives email, your parcel can be collected from a random shop*… didn’t even fucking try and deliver it did you #UselessPostalService

[James @JamOnScones]

Hey @LNER you know because you’re my favourite rail operator and everything, could you by any chance get me 2 forward facing table seats for a journey I’ve just booked? Your ‘edit seat’ function kept saying ‘sorry there’s been an issue please try again’ 🥺

[James @JamOnScones]

@DellCares receives a damaged XPS, try to get a replacement, prat about sending pictures, converting files because a global tech company can’t un-zip a compressed file (you asked for literally 20 pictures how can I not) and still no… you can have your crap back, I’m buying a Mac

[James @JamOnScones]

Hey @LNER, tickets aren't on sale yet for 5th Dec KGX - DON, do you know if that's because services might be reduced that day or is it just awaiting timetabling? Don't want to be abandoned in London! Ta.

[James @JamOnScones]

@FirstSouthYorks @GretaThunberg More so, I went along the map following the service in reverse and the previous 4 stops all claimed the bus was ‘due’, hence giving up on it.

[James @JamOnScones]

First time I decide to use a bus in literally 5 years, you know, to make @GretaThunberg happy… but no because @FirstSouthYorks can’t run a bus service or an app. What happened to the last 72 from lakeside towards Doncaster? Your app thought it existed, it lied.

[James @JamOnScones]

@FirstSouthYorks @GretaThunberg I’d given up by then and walked to The Dome where @StagecoachYrks managed to run their service. It was due at 13:47, and your app said it was ‘on time’, what’s the point in the app claiming it’s live tracking a bus when it clearly isn’t?