James Curtis

Excel nerd. Audio Drama podcast superfan. Producer of @CurtisAndMorris and @paddleboatpod. Disco Elysium Detective on podcast Three Detectives in a Trenchcoat

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

My short stories are going to be exhibited at Mozilla Festival! Tickets are sold out to see my talk "Use AI to inspire your own creativity", but you can still see the exhibit from 8th to 19th March.

Registration is 'pay what you can' so come along!
https://t.co/5vrJtGR5AY

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Got briefly excited when I thought I saw a BBC trailer for a period drama with Marc Warren and Tim McInnerny. Turns out to be an ad for a TV License. Make it a real show, @davidkerrtv!

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Le Pape est mort, un nouveau Pape est appelé araignée.

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Vrombissement is such a great French word. It's a little onomatopoeic. Can you guess what it means? (*hint - the first syllable is the onomatopoeia part)

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Recommending this week's episode of Hwat?! Weekly. They used my fact (in the first 10 minutes!)

@SarahofGolding and @BullshotUK - High Wycombe comes up 😉

https://t.co/btQlSFUQ15

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@BrennanReece, you're clearly a funny and talented joke writer. Maybe you don't need jokes about rape, pedophilia, and intentionally confusing Chinese and Japanese culture?

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@MaxFosh, you were brilliant as always!

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@TfL Right, but I was just waiting at the platform at Brixton and they asked me to leave the station because of a fire in Kings Cross. So now I'm going to be charged for tapping in and out at the same station and I won't be able to claim a refund and I'm still stuck in Brixton!

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@TfL I know you have a cybersecurity issue, but I've been charged on two cards for one journey. Your website said to call, your answer machine said to go to the website, and the website FAQ says you can't issue refunds rn. This was not the Kafkaesque nightmare I requested today.

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Giving away a measuring ruler on an app and took a photo of the ruler to post the offer... Someone just messaged me asking if it was a large or small ruler.

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@Pret effectively just stole £25 from me. Their new £5 subscription starts tomorrow replacing the old £30 one. They renewed my subscription this evening at £30! Some cheek!

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@mozillafestival @oliverrmorris @TinCanAudio Send us photos of the installation! We haven't seen it yet :)

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

I wonder how Alexa chooses which song to play when multiple songs share the same title.

Asking for Everything by Jehro, and getting Everything by Ja Rule seems fair enough, but surely there is only one definitive version of Ghetto Supastar.

Anyone know?

[Oliver {#DeadReel} Morris @oliverrmorris]

My work with @TinCanAudio and @JamesCurtis29 is up and running at #MozFest - go find it, get invovled, touch your nose.

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@oliverrmorris, @devereuxbass and I are contributing some sound art to @mozillafestival's arts & media space for Mozfest House 2024. If you're in Amsterdam this week, do head there to check it out!

https://t.co/2Aiwb0H22l

[J M Black 🎧🌈✨ @jmblacksounds]

Just finished listening to @paddleboatpod ... I'm gonna listen again tomorrow. Whimsical, existentialist, funny, haunting, I got a lot of feelings y'all. @Draull's words n performance are masterful n @JamesCurtis29's sounds n music work so well in symphony with the poems 😍😍

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

Can't believe you all listened to our silly, wonderful show. This landmark coincides with the actual birthday of Paddleboat writer @Draull. To you, Rhys, for an amazing script, to Louis & Oli, to our brilliant cast, and to everyone who listened who made this possible, thank you.

[Paddleboat @paddleboatpod]

1000 downloads! Thank you all so much 🛶💙

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@itswilliamstone Like this? (Not mine, shared with me)

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@AlexanderNewall Stop playing mind games with us, Shadow King!

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@smaller_cryptid @paddleboatpod "It gets easier."
"It does. It gets easier."

[James Curtis @JamesCurtis29]

@GabrielUrbinaTM Is it another Long Story Short Production??!