Jane

I identify as a Homo Sapien with a splash of Neanderthal.

[Jane @JanSmittenSmith]

@ZaidJilani No Muslims should be allowed in any position of power in America. This is a Christian country. There are so many Muslim countries to live in.

[Jane @JanSmittenSmith]

@viviannereim Had I not had multiple babies I wouldn’t have believed you. First two were easy babies. Especially the second one (I really thought it was bc I was experienced 😂). My third humbled me. Literally attached to me for the first year.

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@MelHomeschools @Cernovich Beautiful!! I would love to do this! I’ve saved baby clothes to one day make a quilt. Any suggestions for a beginner? YouTube or blogs?

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@Katy_Faust https://t.co/XUHRnch3J8

Here’s another one. They are divorced now. One (maybe both) remarried and had two more fatherless kids!

[Jane @JanSmittenSmith]

@cubb53666 @iam_preethi Have you breastfed before? All three of mine have hurt for the first 2 weeks. The last two having no latching issues. The only women I’ve come across with no pain have elongated nipples.

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@MCryptozai @TooWhiteToTweet Only losers add Dr to their profile for a PhD 😂🤣😂

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@iluminatibot @grok transcribed what they are saying

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@webdevMason This happened to my 2nd. I accidentally got pregnant when she was only 10m. She was forced to grow a bit faster and clung to my husband. There were signs she needed me more than I could give. My 3rd was a HARD baby which only added to my guilt. I felt like I missed her years 1-2

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@tallsnail @AniseNot I definitely think I underfed my 1st bc of latch issues. I did supplement but I should’ve done it sooner. 2nd was so easy no latching issues no supplement. My 3rd was over 10lbs and needed formula before my milk came in. I truly believe in nurse on demand aka anytime they cry.

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@Wanderer071189 @TheCinesthetic I watched this as a young child and couldn’t bear to watch it again bc of this scene.

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@MrsCMFrancis Is locking chemical and glass cabinets considered light or heavy baby proofing. I don’t want to deal with broken glass and cut baby feet. Also I didn’t baby proof the bathroom and I’m pretty sure my 16 month old threw away my box of contacts 🫠.

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@SarahTheHaider I kick myself I could’ve done a solid 5-7 more years. I have 3 which I’m so grateful for but I feel like I could’ve had more. I’m grateful for Jordan Peterson knocking sense into me. He talked about how unhappy 30+yo successful women are without kids. And most jobs are just jobs.

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@Romy_Holland @mr_eee_esq The difference is surrogacy is creating a tragedy. At least a bad mother can always change her ways. A live in nanny will always be a job and they can leave at anytime.

If a man can’t find a wife to bear his children then he doesn’t deserve children. Natural consequences.

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@gtmulligan I did this to my then 2/3 year old daughter and she cried HARD thinking I could actually stop her from growing. Oops 🤭 I told her the truth that I can’t stop her from growing and I love watching her grow up and learn new skills.

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@GarrittyOf @Austen As a bilingual speaker, Spanish is also taught phonetically.

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@DrSuzanneH7 Bc I like medicine when I’m sick. I don’t care if it prolongs my sickness. I’ll use nasal spray to breathe normally again then wean myself off. I’d rather not be miserable and let my body get restful sleep. I wont deny my kids of the same restfulness.

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@DavidLyddon @jk_rowling No shame here. I will teach all my children to stay away from mentally ill men trying to touch them.

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@AniseNot I was humbled with sleeping. Both my girls were great sleepers. 1st slept thru the night at 3M. 2nd was sleeping through the night at 10M but was only waking up once and went straight to sleep again. I believed it was ME 🤩. My 3rd is 14M and wakes up MULTIPLE TIMES A NIGHT 🙃

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@SpiritedSparr0w I didn’t cosleep with my first and regretted it. Coslept with second until she slept through the night at a year. I’ve coslept with my 3rd for a year and I’m drowning. He still wakes up 5 times a night. I tried night weaning a month ago and it worked for 2 weeks then failed.

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@JokeNowNapLater @chionogirl THIS! My middle was a notorious car seat pooper. One time I brought my toddler and newborn to the park and I didn’t realized she had 💩 all up her clothes which transferred ONTO MY CLOTHES!!