Jannson Burtov

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@10x_er cant really sign buyers up for a $299/mo bill without telling them at checkout. And yeah, if you cancel it, it still works great as a very fancy paperweight.

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

funny how AI is a useless power-grid scam until China touches an H200

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@skeetbestcheat @emmanuelgtcz @adrian_partain @instagram Meta was hand-crafting AI slop a decade early, genius. Try to keep up.

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@emmanuelgtcz @adrian_partain @instagram Yes, all meta apps are vibe coded slop, but they've been doing it since 2015

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

Wikipedia is still workshopping the title

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

First 5 minutes in any hotel room: banishing every brochure, leather binder, and €9 water bottle to the other side of the room so you have space for your €6 Lidl haul

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

Zelensky meets US envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner in Dublin tonight. Whatever the outcome of the peace talks, surely Ireland can at least be congratulated on ensuring that nobody dies of thirst?

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@TheOneDolf And as always: Take away entirely wrong lessons from the info

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@TheOneDolf Classic "Sysco makes all restaurant food" syndrome:

-Discover a decade-old open secret fed to you and 53% of the population by a watered-down TikTok

-Think you just unplugged from the Matrix

-Lecture the breakroom while everyone else either doesn't care or is two layers deeper

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@laser_kiwi_ua I wonder what Frenchmen who live here think about their city's name now 🤔

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

Modern Reddit makes it a total nightmare to actually share cool stuff with a subreddit, which is killing "[topic] + reddit" on Google, literally the one good thing left about the site.That's really sad because I don't think such a space exists anymore. Bring back forums.

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@lcmposts @adamfaze i believe its the OP, @TheRealScourge

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@lcmposts @adamfaze Cool, then I generally agree, I don't think anything he said in that video is that far off and he should mobilize his political community and deport everyone back to Ohio, he's very based.

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@lcmposts @adamfaze are you arguing it's not funny?

A New Yorker demanding "long-term allegiance" and "cultural fit" from someone from the Midwest is a lab-grown parody of "hating immigrants"

whether he has a point or not is a different argument

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@tinabuttajelly Of course it’s $22. You bought name-brand Old El Paso like you're too aristocratic to grind your own masa. If you swapped the beef for local squirrel and shredded lawn clippings instead of lettuce, you would have a house by now.

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@Stonefemmeblue @pukeyboii crazy coincidence she picked the state-mandated uniform that women in Iran get beaten in vans for trying to take off

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@jgxvzy @akshewu I'm sorry you enjoy compass slop

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@DanyaJapan This is everywhere in Helsinki now, but it always costs 4.50 EUR or something, looks (and tastes) absolutely terrible and packaged in some bullshit

Why can't they just make a basic ass onigiri like this

Was this one good? does it compare to a normal combini version?

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

@mbohnert I can't believe mkbhd agreed to this

[Jannson Burtov @JannsonBurtov]

Not leftists skipping woke 2.0 like there was no iPhone 9