Jared Carrubba

Catholic. Husband & Father. Southern Miss Golden Eagle. Attorney. Oxford Comma Advocate.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@SolaDrip @KevinJPal @Joeinblack Wow, you might want to work on your sinful pride before trying to preach to others about their “errors.” Just a suggestion.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@SaltyDegen690 @25YearsAgoLive I would imagine because it talks about suicide and maybe the “father into your hands . . . Why have you forsaken me?” Section

[Davis Wilson @Davis_Wilson41]

The Mississippi Institutions of Higher Learning Board of Trustees approved a name-change for Southern Miss’ football stadium this morning. Effective Friday, August 21, Southern Miss’ stadium will be renamed to Renasant Stadium.

https://t.co/YnVv3J9N8h

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@more_laortover @speckles9999 @GrumpyAgencyGuy The USA did not create supply and demand economics my guy.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@WalterKovacs69 @XandyMarsh @thebig_16 @cobrindocopa @balogun @KingJames The answer is because the country he represents, and who he was addressing in his post, does call it that. Not very difficult to figure out. Plus your map is wrong. Several other countries also call it soccer.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@MbogaJohn @AllVol5264 @cobrindocopa @balogun @KingJames Literally none of those terms originated in the U.S.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@HBoekler @AllVol5264 @cobrindocopa @balogun @KingJames Why do you care what we call it? The number of people on the internet obsessing over what another country calls a sport is so weird.

[Jeff @jeffplinke]

@SeahawksShowYo I've made my decision.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@Coffeeklatch_be @SimpleWhitePill @upstatefederlst You say as you tweet on an American app on your American designed smart phone using the internet invented by America.

[draft mode @pdx_mavs2]

@Karl09770280715 @supply_side_acc @RasmusJarlov @ellencarmichael You can’t repeat the games but there’s zero reason to allow known errors to carry into future matches. The fact that you guys have handled it that way is objectively very stupid and reflects poorly on you all.

Referees are human, they shouldn’t have endless latitude.

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

@ClayTravis He did exactly what a good leader should.

People from other countries who are mad should be asking why their leaders don’t do this.

It was a bad call and it was right to challenge.

Great for American morale.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@TheDjOfChoice @BillySports24 @KanekoaTheGreat “YoU DiDn’T eVeN KnOw FoOtBaLl BeFoRe 1994”

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@pocheliban @smgthegoat @zooweepapa123 @WembyCentral @Nigel24vii “Offsides” is a penalty in American football when the defense is in the neutral zone or past the line of scrimmage at the time the ball is snapped. So most Americans are used to saying it with an “s.”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

An open letter to everyone in Seattle:

#usmnt

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@DrunkMonkNZ @3YearLetterman It’s a parody account, genius.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@RadLeftPatriot @growing_daniel This is such a ridiculous comparison. A face mask is a 15 yard penalty, not that the offending player is kicked out of the game AND suspended for a game AND you’re not allowed to sub someone for him in the current game.

[Jared Carrubba @JaredCarrubba]

@SplicesWhat @grace_panetta You’ll get no disagreement from me on that.