Jason P. Laz

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[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Don’t ever feel bad about asking your talent to hold something to get your white balance.

They literally made the president do it!

[The Bush Archive @TheBushArchive]

The George W. Bush Presidential Library has released the behind the scenes footage of George W. Bush announcing strikes on Al Qaeda and the Taliban as a response to 9/11
full footage here: https://t.co/m1HfIcx66h

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

@JVillainsPod Did they totally miss how good coaches didn’t want to come to JAX until Shad fired him!? Wtf man lol

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Marco Rubio finding out he now has to run Spirit Airlines

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

This is… *chefs kiss*

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.

Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump’s treatment of immigrants. https://t.co/mbCbdug0Fk

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha unbelievable.

This guy is surely the answer to the Browns’ woes.

[Matt Zenitz @mzenitz]

The #Browns have added longtime NFL executive Trent Baalke in a consultant-like capacity, a source tells @CBSSports.

Was most recently general manager of the #Jaguars from 2021-24. Was also a GM with the #49ers from 2011-16.

[NASA @NASA]

It's our home.

This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.

[David Willis @ThePrimalDino]

OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

I had not even considered that the moon was a moving target before I saw this animation.

That’s (one of many reasons) why I will keep my feet planted firmly on our planet, save for the occasional trip to 35,000 every now and then.

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

[Julie @hoolie_r]

Legitimately can’t believe I’m watching a GoPro livestream of the fucking moon strapped to a spacecraft while listening to astronauts describe never-before-seen parts of the moon to Mission Control and devise theories.

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

This is just absolutely unreal.

And by that I mean it’s absolutely real, but it’s just so incredible it’s difficult to comprehend.

[John Kraus @johnkrausphotos]

There it is! That’s us — that’s home!

As the Artemis II crew swings around the Moon, they will soon experience an “Earth set” before our home planet reappears about 40 minutes later.

This view was captured from one of Orion’s solar array cameras. I can’t wait to see the views captured by the crew with their onboard cameras once they are downlinked!

[Taylor @TaylorHose]

We are listening to someone flying by the far side of the Moon, giving detailed scientific descriptions of the lunar surface, that they are seeing with their own eyes. I literally do not have words. This is the most incredible thing I have ever witnessed.

[Max Evans @_MaxQ_]

Left: photo I took of the moon with a 1200mm lens two nights ago

Right: photo captured by the Artemis II crew with a 400mm lens through the windows of Orion *this morning*

The crew's view of the Orientale basin is remarkable - we can't see most of it here on Earth!

But it's also kind of alarming(?!) to see the moon FILLING THE FRAME at only 400mm... guess that tends to happen when you're only 32,000 miles away compared to us being around 238,000 miles away on average 🤣

Absolutely FROTHING for what they're able to capture during their closest approach this evening!!!

NSF Live Coverage: https://t.co/HEFUSpTRHE

[Trevor Lawrence @trevorlawrence]

@swaggy_t1 gonna miss you bro 😭

As real as they come 🤝

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

@TheyCallMeTomO1 @ColMoeDavis Oh yeah, a baseball cap is an incredibly secure way to protect one’s head. That’s why construction workers, fighter pilots, and football players all wear them instead of helmets.

If the Secret Service needs a hat to identify POTUS, we have bigger problems to discuss.

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Here’s the problem, Pete. What YOU believe to be lawful a what is ACTUALLY lawful under the Constitution and international law are two very, very different things.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

This week, Anthropic delivered a master class in arrogance and betrayal as well as a textbook case of how not to do business with the United States Government or the Pentagon.

Our position has never wavered and will never waver: the Department of War must have full, unrestricted access to Anthropic’s models for every LAWFUL purpose in defense of the Republic.

Instead, @AnthropicAI and its CEO @DarioAmodei, have chosen duplicity. Cloaked in the sanctimonious rhetoric of “effective altruism,” they have attempted to strong-arm the United States military into submission - a cowardly act of corporate virtue-signaling that places Silicon Valley ideology above American lives.

The Terms of Service of Anthropic’s defective altruism will never outweigh the safety, the readiness, or the lives of American troops on the battlefield.

Their true objective is unmistakable: to seize veto power over the operational decisions of the United States military. That is unacceptable.

As President Trump stated on Truth Social, the Commander-in-Chief and the American people alone will determine the destiny of our armed forces, not unelected tech executives.

Anthropic’s stance is fundamentally incompatible with American principles. Their relationship with the United States Armed Forces and the Federal Government has therefore been permanently altered.

In conjunction with the President's directive for the Federal Government to cease all use of Anthropic's technology, I am directing the Department of War to designate Anthropic a Supply-Chain Risk to National Security. Effective immediately, no contractor, supplier, or partner that does business with the United States military may conduct any commercial activity with Anthropic. Anthropic will continue to provide the Department of War its services for a period of no more than six months to allow for a seamless transition to a better and more patriotic service.

America’s warfighters will never be held hostage by the ideological whims of Big Tech. This decision is final.

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Glad that “Board of Peace” is working well for the President who campaigned on no new wars.

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

@BenOffTV Did you really think it would be live TV gold though, Ben? They couldn’t even get the licensing right lol. What a joke.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Some say if you play a Kid Rock record backwards you'll hear Satan.

Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Kid Rock.

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Again, #curling is without a doubt the absolute goat of winter sports. #WinterOlympics

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Korey Dropkin with an absolute gem of a shot in the USA's 8-1 win over Czechia. 💎

[Jason P. Laz @JasonLaz]

Jags going to the Super Bowl next year!!! #DUUUVAL

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Staying in #DUUUVAL 😤

Offensive Coordinator Grant Udinski & Defensive Coordinator Anthony Campanile have agreed to terms to remain in Jacksonville for the 2026 season!