Jay

Thinker of random thoughts, magician and past president of @WessexMagic

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

@RealBobMortimer send cheese.... The struggle is real...
https://t.co/fIOuVggZuF

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

https://t.co/fIOuVggZuF

Cheese.... The struggle is real

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

Really enjoyed summer yesterday... Can't wait for next year's summer

[Styles Theatre Comp @styles_tc]

Escape from the rain with The Little Prince at Bmth library today at 4pm. @bmthfringe #storytelling @iHEARTBMOUTH

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

Great to see @RobertBEnglund at Bournemouth ComicCon today. Get in touch if you fancy a pint or 5 while in town 😀🍺

[MyIronLung @bselcoe]

@JayParsonsMagic Very well said!

#Keeptheban #foxhunting

@Protect_Wldlife @AntiFurSociety

[Styles Theatre Comp @styles_tc]

Plans for @bmthfringe are well under way!
Venues to be announced soon!

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

Booked segway rally months in advance. Paid for transport & hotel and then have @SegKindUK cancel due to "staff shortage" day before

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

Good job Gary Glitter's sentence is 16years, any less and he'd have to have sex with it

[Twips2 @Twips2]

CALL CENTRE WORKERS. Make yourself sound like an evil mastermind by announcing "It is I!..." before your name.
(via @lukeosullivan)

[Jay @JayParsonsMagic]

I done a magic... http://t.co/ipy3naQNi7

[Marek Larwood @MarekLarwood]

Inspire yourself to lose weight with this series of informative and erotic weight loss guides: http://t.co/PCzJbFvpHt

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Given that the author, title, and brief description of a book are on the cover, I'd say that's actually one of the best places to judge it.

[Jerbot™ Dingleberry @Goofpoops]

Things I’ve learned in life
1. Never tickle a stranger at a bar or at the urinal.

2….

That’s it. Just don’t tickle people you don’t know

[So-called "Barry" @QuantumPirate]

Very wise Yoda. Very wise.

[WMA @WessexMagic]

Tonight's lecturer is magician, hypnotist and pickpocket, Ravi Mayar. Visiting magicians welcome (£5). http://t.co/ncDJJAHX4j

[WMA @WessexMagic]

WMA Annual Dinner Cabaret 3rd October... Still some tickets available

[Molly Bee @msmollybee25]

Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.

[^ @Blanchenmanch]

Ugh, every time I drink red wine I call my ex-boyfriend and ask him to be my cats dad.... Every fucking time .

[^ @Blanchenmanch]

It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life.