Jeff Bailey

Comedian at the @jukeboxcomedy in Peoria, IL. Former guitarist for ATR, Packers Fan, Lover of Horror movies. Took 2nd place in the sweetest boy in illinois comp

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

If you're curious what I've been up to check this out. Share with friends, family, enemies, neighbors. Leave a nice comment & a like or some shit & have a nice day. https://t.co/tjD3sag4tC

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

@Shudder Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

I'm poor so it's hard to feel bad for rich people who are going to die in a cool submarine. That's a cool death. I'll probably die in a recliner I get from a dead relative who died in that recliner.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was playing the role of Pat Robertson for 93 years.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

I'm on the showcase tonight at the Chicago Zanies in Old Town. @JonHuck is here watching over the room. Let's go.

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

A lil joke about Bud light advertising and my friend from high school.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

@Godar4President I'm sorry, man.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

Watch this and learn something new today you little shits!

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

Hey! I will be opening for @RealBenBailey this Thursday in Urbana, IL! And then May 12th & 13th in St Louis at the Westport Funny Bone & May 14th at @BlueRoomComedy in Springfield, MO! If you are near any of these shows please come out.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

I don't know dude. If you find yourself on the side of subway stranglers you may have fucked up somewhere along the way.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

@DocCoyle Underrated gem!

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Thank god we have all these guns for when King Charles comes to try to take back America

[whitecotton @whitecotton]

Metallica and Megadeth should just shut up and fuck already

[Willie Griswold @WillieGriswold]

I gotta stop smoking before I get my haircut. I was just trying to make small talk and my high ass asked my barber what he did for a living.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

I feel like if 7 players died during super bowl week we just wouldn't play the super bowl.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

Another mass shooting in the liberal ass sanctuary state of Texas. This is the problem with liberal states with strict gun laws, barely any guns and too many doors. Bad things didn't happen under trump.

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

I’m taking a respite from TicTok to consult with mental health experts and nutritionists who might know a way of reaching god without social media.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

We should either make separate gas stations for cops or places high people can get pizza at 3 am without cops making it weird. Whatever is cheapest and faster.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

@michaelluchies It was great! Went with my mom and sat right up front. Only concert I've ever been to where he did an intermission and signed stuff for the first 20 rows of people. He signed my ticket. Great concert memory.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

James Taylor and Meshuggah.

[Michael Luchies @michaelluchies]

Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music.

Garth Brooks and Lupe Fiasco. And the Garth Brooks concert was better.

[Jeff Bailey @JeffBailey_]

@connerburks Was he riding past you guys on a bike while taking this?