Jeff Melling

On the verge of Manopause. A craft beer fanatic. Enthusiastic cyclist. Proficient procrastinator, pedant and general gobshite.

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@mrjimBob Fans speculate…..hmmmm 🤔

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@NonHic ✌️❤️

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@docrussjackson FUCK OFFCOM! ❤️

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@leo_leo_X Perfect fella ✌️❤️

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@YourAnonNews Shitshow at the Fuck Factory ✌️❤️

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@dave43law Dave, you’ve spelled cunt wrong! 😜✌️❤️

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@thewritertype Is this an extraction from the latest one by Barbara Cartland?

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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski

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@PeterStefanovi2 ✌️❤️

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@mrjimBob Ooh, check out Mr BigShot…..a dentist appointment! You’ve changed 😜✌️❤️

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@Midge1415 Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Missy ✌️❤️🎂🎈
Sláinte 🍻

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@floboflo Why wait? 😜
There are two sides to every story…..he’s a cunt in both of them!

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@Midge1415 And mugshot! 😜
Morning Missy

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@Eyeswideopen69 And a bright light, very bright light 🙌

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@Feargal_Sharkey 🤞

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@QTarantino_news What’s a Drexl? ✌️❤️

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@realclintonb Morning Clinton. Just an update on the haemorrhoids front; after applying a large dollop of Preparation H last night, hopefully, you be pleased to hear that they’re fading now…fading now! Namaste ✌️❤️🙏

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@realclintonb Shalamar Shakatak. Thanks for a fantastic night. Just applied a big dollop of Preparation H to my Roger Bannisters.
Namaste ✌️❤️🙏

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@pweiofficial thanks to you all for a cracking night. YES, you motherfuckers! ✌️❤️

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@pweiofficial Hi, is there support tonight in Stockton, if so, do you have timings? Ta ✌️❤️