Jeff

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@Super70sSports Sing a song, Rob Thomas. SHUT UP!!

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@wbridgefa @MercuriusFilius This is probably the “correct” answer. We are not explicitly told that the murderers know you only have 1 bullet. If they assume you have enough ammo to take them all out, they won’t try to escape.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@AdrianBybee @ESPNCFB @JoshPateCFB @RichEisenShow Every level of football PERIOD decides their championship using a tournament. Every. Single. One.

This may be the dumbest take ever by an ESPN “analyst”, and that’s saying something.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@ESPNCFB @JoshPateCFB @RichEisenShow Pee-wee football: tournament sport
Junior high football: tournament sport
High school football: tournament sport
FCS college football: tournament sport
FBS college football: NOT a tournament sport
Pro football: tournament sport

Yep, that logic is air-tight.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@krterry15 @SBInsiderHQ Yeah week 0 game in Ireland is much more relevant than the subsequent 5 weeks of games right? Upsets happen. Teams get better (and worse) over the course of a season. These kind of metrics rank teams based on their body of work, not a single head-to-head game.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@truthproject247 @js_ace_football The fuck are you talking about? The other P4 conferences play 9-game conference schedules. Sorry SEC doesn’t get to benefit from the FCS shit-fest weekend in November any more that artificially boosted the conference’s win total by 16 games.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@JackTriceMafia @TheWildUte Tough spot going up against ND-BYU.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@CAustinCox lol what? Of all the teams we have added I think everyone was *most* excited about BYU. 🤷

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@mattmultiply1 @tryhrdrpls @ScarboroughMike “Top 15 schedules” based on what, the completely pointless pre-season poll, lol? You all still counting “ranked wins” against Oklahoma and Texas A&M, lol?

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@mattmultiply1 @ScarboroughMike Oh no! The SEC is no longer the only P4 league that doesn’t play 9 conference games! How unfair!

We’re so sorry you can’t just pay players under the table and benefit from your FCS shit-fest weekend in November any more.

Sincerely,

The entire rest of college football.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

I’m an #okstate fan so I have a vested interest in him returning, but three things that might bring him back: (1) he already has a $7mm NIL deal. (2) His relationship with Morris (he already turned down significantly more money to stay w Morris) (3) It’s increasingly clear that more college starts = better NFL start.

He will be sitting on ~24 starts at the end of this year with only half of them at the P4 level. This isn’t like a Dante Moore situation, who already had ~30 starts at the P4 level.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@ckparrot As an #okstate fan, I fully endorse Mestemaker coming back for a second year.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@masonbonar @OKSTMart Mestemaker threw for 365 and 3 TDs. He also “cooked.” Every game doesn’t need to have these sweeping generalizations.

Houston got like 1-2 more stops than OSU did. These are two really good teams and Houston was playing at home.

Sometimes you tip your cap.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@JustinSouthwell Sorry only SEC is allowed to benefit from a “quality loss.”

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@Carson_OKC To me that play demonstrated why you typically don’t want a 5’7” outside receiver.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@OKSTMart Let’s not go nuts. Baylor absolutely boat-raced ASU in Tempe last week.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@DannyF97329 @Carson_OKC OU didn’t make the Big 12 title game in its last 3 years in the Big 12, but go off.

If you put this year’s OU team in this year’s Big 12 it would easily be behind BYU, Utah and TTU, and maybe OSU/Houston.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@chrisfallica Fuck it. Let’s just sim the season. What even is the point of playing the games if the all-knowing CFB media illuminati can say with 100% certainty who “deserves” to be in the playoff.

[Jeff @JeffnotGeoff18]

@tbhorka There are lots of good college QBs who can pull a rabbit out of a hat every once in a while. The great ones can be consistent and also avoid the disaster plays that Arch can’t.