Jen Coleman

I still believe in the need for guitars and drums and desperate poetry...

[Burak "Send me Nando's" Çınar @Burakk_Cinar]

Hey Ronald McfuckinDonald!
You better be bringing back triple cheeseburger. Who tf told you to remove absolutely the best item of your menu? Now just go and put the triple cheese back on the menu @McDonaldsUK
Also whoever decided to pull the triple cheeseburger

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

World Book Day! Ice Dragon from @jackiemorrisart Tell Me A Dragon and Blue Star from Erin Hunter's @WarriorCats__ @lwspellsongs

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

@kuroitsune @AlsikkanTV Immediately sent this to my hubby saying same thing! 💙💙💙

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

There are MANY EXCELLENT children's books out there. Adults have to engage with up to date children's publishing not just skim the book aisle in the supermarket. We need to be excited about the material our kids are reading - in any medium. We must become the knowledgeable ones.

[Simon Smith @smithsmm]

Children not reading is not about funny books or serious books it’s about finding the right book. Different children love different stuff. What we’ve lost is knowledgeable people helping children find the right book. Knowing them as readers and knowing the books.

[Katherine Bayford 🍐 @kebayf]

Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UP

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

If the internet could do it's thing and get this made ...that would be great 👍🏻

[Viveros 🌸🍉 @TheViveros]

people are acting like this is insane but like… she’s selling parchment paper with recipes printed on it? that’s genius lmao i’m shocked that none of the meal kit companies have tried doing this sort of thing

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

@Avartrius @Gracebal0 WHAT?! I NEED THIS BOOK/PARCHMENT! 😭😭😭

[Bella Dunn 📚 @BellaDunnWriter]

I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

“women like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools.

you must make sure they think of you as a dragon”

rip Maggie Smith💔 (1934-2024)

[Mr Ferguson @Mrferguson420]

Went away at the weekend with my oldest friends, this is the only picture I managed to take. I haven't laughed so much in years . I love my friends. They are what it's about. They are wonderful, beautiful people. I'm a lucky fucker to know them all. #goodtimes

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

“how can i listen to foo fighters knowing dave cheated on his wife?”

boy do i have something to tell you about the lead singer of every band, ever

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

I was lucky enough to spend some time with James Earl Jones. He was everything you might have hoped, and a fair bit more. Wise, kind, funny, impossibly handsome, with a voice that could have crumbled the walls of Jericho. It was such an honour.

[Jen Coleman @Jeniwren87]

@TheJeditor Random screwdriver that doesn't actually work for anything

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

When a game of 'around the world' breaks out mid-point 🤣

#Wimbledon

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

When Harvey Weinstein tried to remove scenes from Miyazaki’s films in the 1990s, Miyazaki sent him a katana on which he had inscribed the words “NO CUTS” and this is my mood whenever politicians are threatening to cut funding for libraries.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Centre Court erupts as the news that @England have won on penalties filters through 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#Wimbledon | #EURO2024

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

BREAKING: Keir Starmer’s wife skins Boris Johnson and wears his pelt to polling station

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

the last time that every human was on earth was october 31, 2000.

ever since then, we’ve always had at least one person in space.
so if you were born after that date, you’ve never been on earth with everyone at once.