I’ll end the 400-year property tax hike. @DavidCCrowley won’t.
I’ll audit state government. Crowley won’t.
I’ll protect our farmland from data centers. Crowley wants Wisconsin to be a global data center hub.
I’ll ban sanctuary cities. Crowley won’t.
The choice is clear.
Queridos musulmanes de España:
Mi familia y yo hemos decidido mudarnos a un país musulmán. Todavía no hemos elegido cuál — seguimos comparando cuál ofrece el mejor paquete de beneficios.
Naturalmente, todos mis vecinos quieren venir también. Y los vecinos de mis vecinos. Y sus colegas. Y los colegas de sus colegas. En nada, medio país aparecerá con maletas y un vago sentido de derecho adquirido.
Como una gran comunidad cristiana, necesitaremos unos pequeños ajustes:
Por favor, empezad a construir iglesias inmediatamente. Iglesias de verdad, con campanas. Campanas bien fuertes, que se oigan desde la plaza del pueblo.
También necesitaremos cerrar ciertas calles una vez al año para nuestras procesiones. Tranquilos, no es cinco veces al día — no somos animales.
Cada supermercado debe tener cerdo de verdad, jamón serrano, chorizo, panceta y fabada en lata. Ahora somos minoría, así que tendréis que ser comprensivos y acomodaros a nuestro estilo de vida.
Traemos todos los perros. Esperad muchos Labradores felices dejando regalitos en vuestras aceras. Necesitaréis parques caninos, y tendréis que sonreír mientras los paseamos delante de vuestras mezquitas.
Ya que estamos, vuestras fiestas religiosas son un poco… demasiado. Podrían ofender a la comunidad cristiana, así que agradeceríamos que las eliminarais discretamente. Gracias.
En escuelas y lugares de trabajo, nuestros niños y empleados deben poder llevar crucifijos grandes, comer bocadillos de jamón en la cantina y, en general, irradiar vibra cristiana sin que nadie se escandalice.
También exigimos salas de oración en cada edificio, además de traductores porque no tenemos intención de aprender árabe.
Si algo de esto se rechaza, por favor enviad una lista de direcciones de comisarías para poder denunciaros por discriminación, cristianofobia y mala leche en general.
Una cosa más: si mis hijos queman vuestra bandera porque España acaba de ganar un partido de fútbol, por favor sed comprensivos. Les echaré una bronca muy seria. Incluso podría hacer que escriban “perdón” 50 veces.
Por último, queremos beneficios generosos, vivienda gratuita y dinero de bolsillo mientras “nos integramos” durante las próximas tres generaciones. Trabajar es opcional, obviamente. También queremos beber alcohol y apostar de vez en cuando en las carreras de caballos.
Y cuando hace buen tiempo nos gusta ir sin camiseta. Tened paciencia. Ya os acostumbraréis.
Agradecemos vuestra tolerancia por adelantado. Al fin y al cabo, ¡la diversidad es nuestra fuerza!
Atentamente,
Un Cristiano Muy Razonable
It’s been two years since we almost lost President Trump. I think the constant news cycle has made many of us forget everything he and his family have been through, and just how close we came to a very different outcome.
Trump is far from a perfect man, but I’d still vote for him 100 times over. Today is a good reminder not to take for granted how fortunate we are that he survived.
How do I know media brainwashing is real?
Obama’s ICE Chief received an award for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.
Trump’s ICE chief was called a Nazi.
It is the same person - Tom Homan.
The difference? What the media told people to believe.
I get it.
A lot of us conservatives in Wisconsin are exhausted. You see the fraud concerns, the narrow losses, the machine working against us… and you think, “Why bother voting in 2026? It’s rigged anyway.
You’re not wrong to feel that way, but here’s what happened:
• In 2022, Ron Johnson beat the odds and won by just 27,000 votes—despite everything thrown at him.
• In 2024, President Trump flipped Wisconsin and won the White House—proving that when enough of us show up, we can overcome the problems.
Our votes do move the needle here. They did it before and they can do it again.
The stakes are massive: control of the Governor’s office and state Legislature will decide whether Wisconsin stays a free state or becomes a socialist failure like Minnesota and Illinois.
Francesca Hong and the socialist Democrats are banking on us staying home.
Don’t give them an easy win.
If you’re a discouraged conservative reading this: what would it take for you to vote in 2026? Drop a comment below.
Retweet if you’re showing up no matter what. 🔥
#VoteRed #Wisconsin #TomTiffany #RedWave #Midterms #MAGA
@casew9610@dbongino@jimmykimmel You make fun of a hard working individual for having worked in the trades sector.Yet,you spew lies every night for laughs but you what have you done in your life that qualifies you to “educate” on the rights and wrongs of our country?Was it the blackface?
@alberto2074470@MattFinnFNC Biden & Kamala let them in… how many more innocent people have to be killed by the illegals given free rein by the last administration?
@libdunkmedia@BillMelugin_@Eric_Schmitt These people should BE ALIVE! These animals were only arrested AFTER they committed these heinous crimes! You are going to defend that?!
Exactly one week ago, Team USA stunned the favored Canadians in thrilling fashion to capture its 1st gold medal since 1980! The boys ignited a patriotic fire across the nation as we march toward America’s 250th birthday. Consider it your civic duty to keep the celebration going - today & all summer long! 🇺🇸 🥇 🍻
Watching @usahockey compete on the international stage felt like stepping back into the good old days, when you could fly the American flag proudly without someone side eyeing you for it. When representing this country was not controversial. When dominating in international competition brought people together instead of sparking a culture war.
For a moment, it felt like we remembered who we are.
There was a time when Americans did not filter every relationship through politics. You loved your neighbors. You showed up for your community. You probably did not even know who they voted for, and it did not matter. We were competitors abroad and neighbors at home. Strong. Confident. United.
Somewhere along the way, media outrage cycles, political opportunists, and even outside actors learned that division was profitable, and they have been feeding it ever since. But the reaction to this team proves something important. More Americans crave unity, pride, and shared identity than whatever this current mess has become.
That instinct, the one that swells when you see your country represented with grit and excellence, is still there. It has not disappeared. It has just been drowned out.
Most Americans want to stand shoulder to shoulder again, not scream across trenches dug by algorithms and insufferable talking heads. The hunger for unity is stronger than the noise. It would be smart to see that instead of fighting it.
“I want to thank our troops for allowing us to play this game.”
This means more than most folks realize.
Perspective. Appreciation. Patriotism. That’s all our troops ask for. Means everything.
Thank you @usahockey 🇺🇸