Jeremiah 12L Geek

Figuring out Twitter (don't rush me...)
Accidentally typed Titter on previous line, and seriously considered leaving it that way.

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@jimmycarr I don't think it's safe any more... maybe back when the plastic-to-flesh ratio was still within FBCA regulations.

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@cibc I don't know how to send DMs. I've never needed to and I can't figure out how.

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@cibc I have a serious emergency and the phone system isn't working, the online banking isn't working, and I have no way to resolve it. I cannot wait "multiple business days" for CIBC to resolve this, I need to speak to someone right away. How can I get ANYONE at CIBC to call me

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@jimmycarr I really feel this poster needs a quick photoshop to add Jimmy holding a bloody knife.

It's not just the title, Hallowe'en is coming up!

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@jimmycarr I didn't know Finnish towns were named after Ikea furniture. :o

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@jimmycarr Jimmy, I'm so offended that you compared the Kardashians to chimpanzees...

Chimpanzees are beautiful, majestic creatures who serve an important purpose in nature! They didn't deserve that!

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Question for people alive since Harlan Ellison's 1968 Hugo Award:

Did any of you have "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" on your Humanity Apocalypse Bingo Card?

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@jimmycarr This gets even better and darker if you assume "dwarf" or "little people" are what Jimmy calls children.

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@jimmycarr Be less German?

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@jimmycarr I feel like the natural progression is the combo, "I'm sorry you feel that way, so good luck with that."

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@jimmycarr Ah, yes, the historic Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre... named for the great Canadians Lord and Lady Save-On-Foods of Sussex.

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@jimmycarr Not as long as he has Rachel to do it for him!

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Good to see Mark Zuckerburg join Elon Musk in banning everyone who says something Trump doesn't like.

I'm sure there won't be any consequences to a single political party weaponizing all social media against their enemies. They seem so trustworthy!

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@jimmycarr For your trip to Canada I'd recommend bringing some Bactine and oven mitts.

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@jimmycarr I started a "religion stroke cult" when I was a teenager and I never entirely left.

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@jimmycarr Opening with "Bang Cock" and "I'll be coming?" How was I ever supposed to get past that and read the rest!?

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@jimmycarr Can't help it, now I want to see a version of Robot Wars using people in wheelchairs armed with saws and flamethrowers!

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I spent a lifetime of being told those Gen X whippersnappers were the cause of all of modern life's problems.

I just learned that I am considered part of Gen X. Everyone always said "those" Gen X kids... No ever ever said they meant me!

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@jimmycarr When Jimmy's Moon is in Gemini the Robot Apocalypse happens.

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@jimmycarr LHC, smashing Jimmies together at high speeds since 2009!