Things Jesus Never Said

A running list of things Jesus never said or would say.

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@nicksortor @matt_vanswol There are 10 transgender athletes in American collegiate sports, out of hundreds of thousands of athletes. This bill isn't about protecting women. It's about hatred for transgender people.

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@nicksortor @DOGE Are you actually just mad it's not a Russian flag?

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@elonmusk @nicksortor How have you become the richest person on the planet without *actually* building or creating anything?

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@MilaLovesJoe I didn't vote for Trump. And nobody who actually follows the teachings of Jesus would either.

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@elonmusk Now do apartheid and black people. This video would be approximately 1,000,000x as long.

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@MattWalshBlog What is it that you actually *do*, Matty? You talk a big game and pretend to be all tough, but you're terrified of kids reading books about empathy, of transgender people, and now, apparently, also federal workers.

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@russvought there's not one iota of anything that you're doing with your position of power that is actually Christian. Everything you're doing is counter to the teachings of Jesus. No caring human with empathy would do what you're doing to millions in our country. Shame.

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No human with a conscience would condone this video.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ A President can't make and pass a Constitutional Amendment. That's not how it works.

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@elonmusk @DOGE You're the biggest parasite of all. The tax breaks you receive yearly could pay for the majority of social support systems in our country.

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@w_terrence Because he's an asshole who doesn't believe in science?

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You pressures the head of the FAA out, because you're a coward. You bear a lot of burden for this.

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@RepNancyMace A remarkable self-own on your part. I'm glad you acknowledged you're racist, even if you did it unintentionally.

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@MattWalshShow I certainly never said anything remotely close to this bullshit.

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@mitchellvii Wait they lost their mansions due to Democrat incompetence? I could've *sworn* it was due to wildfires. 🤔

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@MattWalshBlog I certainly never said any racist, hateful shit like this.

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@KenPaxtonTX Jesus was a migrant.

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@elonmusk So weird, I would've guessed it had something to do with you being the richest person in the world and not having a shred of empathy for your fellow human beings.

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I support people being their authentic selves, so I certainly do not support Ken Paxton and the hatred he pushes.
#Jesus #JesusIsNotAHatefulPerson

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

🚨 BREAKING: Today, I sued the National Collegiate Athletic Association (“NCAA”) for engaging in false, deceptive, and misleading practices by marketing sporting events as “women’s” competitions only to then provide consumers with mixed sex competitions where biological males compete against biological females. The NCAA is intentionally and knowingly jeopardizing the safety and wellbeing of women by deceptively changing women’s competitions into co-ed competitions. When people watch a women’s volleyball game, for example, they expect to see women playing against other women—not biological males pretending to be something they are not. Radical ‘gender theory’ has no place in college sports.

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@Jesus_G_Navarro @charliekirk11 Scientifically, factually, you are wrong. You know that, but just stick to the party talking points.