Just Jess

meow

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Good girl conditioning teaches us our role in life is to make other people like us, and that our needs are a burden to others.

[Regurgitator @Regurgitators]

How about you bring your ugly pants and we can pretend you're in your lounge room!

[Just Jess @Jiesika]

@Regurgitators Solid offer! As long as the music’s not too loud and the cigarettes and alcohol don’t get up my ass.

What time are you on? Just tried to call the venue and they’ve got no idea 🤷‍♀️

#needtowashmyuglypants #uglypantsoverdirtypants

[Just Jess @Jiesika]

Dilemma: do I grab a last minute ticket to see @Regurgitators tonight or do I just dance in ugly pants in the comfort of my lounge room in suburbia?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m not a morning or night person. I’m an 11am- 2pm person and everything else is suffering

[Just Jess @Jiesika]

Welcome to your mid 30s, where your only reliable support network is a selection of opioids, benzodiazepines and healing crystals.

[redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 @RYGdance]

86% of adulting is saying things like “Ugh fiiiiine I’ll put on a bra.”

[pat regan @poregan]

Ugh I keep doing the depressed kind of oversleep instead of the restorative kind of oversleep

[Just Jess @Jiesika]

Thank you Christine and the Queens for spending 1,147 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Sk2h5M6OX0

This year and every year ❤️❤️❤️

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

I just wanna be rich enough to build a vagina shaped rocket

[Kieran @kieransofar]

microdosing going travelling by driving a different way home

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Shakespeare was 457 years old when he sold his first A24 feature. Never give up

[olive @offbeatoliv]

million dollar idea: beauty pageants but in comfy clothes