@F3Bastion’s Boondoggle says put on big boy pants and attend sensitivity training. Holy Thursday special edition. Li’l Shiner assisting to access inner-most feelings. 0515 varsity, 0530 JV. @F3Metro.
Hey, @F3Metro, @f3curly suggests you pack hand-warmers in your underpants’ middle pocket and post at SharkTank. 🦈
Boys will post at 0515, girls at 0530 for main course. Don’t miss a chance to share feelings with your li’l Shiner.
@F3Metro@F3Bastion Observation from the ground, @alanbryantCLT, aka site Q Boondoggle got what he bargained for. No sissies, no excuses, no 10-counts, no feelings allowed. Just hardcore get it done. @bmac29 and @BundyGroup, witnesses. 👊🏼
Hey, @F3Metro, site Q Bulge @tysonjeffus invites degenerates, ne’er-do-wells, batflippers, et al, to @F3RAnGErAO. Tomorrow, 0530, @IndependencePark. Gird your loins, wear big boy pants and orthopedic shoes. Li’l Shiner will not disappoint. Be there. 👊🏼
Wake up, @F3Metro. Site Q @F3Snots says get your ticket punched at #SpartaStupid, mañana. Li’l Shiner will drive the short bus. 🚌 Wear your big boy pants and brace for impact. 👊🏼 👊🏼 👊🏼
Hey @F3Metro, it is strongly suggested by @F3Snots to get yourself to Friday morning’s #SpartaStupid. Li’l Shiner plans to wax poetic about feelings. Gird your loins, girlfriends. SYITG.
@f3curly@F3Metro Hey there, @F3Metro. If not conflicted about yourself or your identity, then post at #SharkTank as the knuckle-dragging man you are. Li’l Shiner will have had a nap and senior citizen meds. Gird your loins, @f3curly. 👊🏼
@F3Metro finish 2023 at @F3Bastion. Don’t waste time at #SharkStinkTank with @f3curly. EC 0515, regular menu 0530. Site Q @alanbryantCLT says bring an FNG, bring your game face, but don’t bring your feelings. Your li’l Shiner on throttle.
🔟 at #SpartaStupid for snot-knocking without @F3Snots supervision. Trip to FreedomPark reminded all to not be sick, lame, lazy, or SWOLED. Plus, the return of @hackneyjw Cooler was registered. @TheNickFoy Pate made poor choice to commingle.
@f3curly@F3Metro Thanks for pushing pop’s wheelchair, @f3curly. WhatDidn’t @bmac29 and li’l Coug @F3WantAd were smarter avoiding ExtraCredit. Mothership NEVER disappoints. #Cindy and #SwampFox still in middle school…and fast.
Independence Day Convergence: 57 posted and none were disappointed. BigBulge @tysonjeffus brought Li’lBulge 2.0 as team mascot. @spencerlueders sported very tight jorts, as promised. @F3Panda rucked while listening to MariahCarey. What?
@F3Metro, ColdCuts @zzsimons and @F3_Sable promise an Independence Day convergence of shared suffering. 0700 at @F3RAnGErAO launch point. El Shinola and RevFloRida @brianhadley66 host. Don’t let your sissy get in the way. Be there. Get some.