Jit Chattopadhyay

Sports and current affairs enthusiast. Lyadhkhor

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@onllycutestuff Watching from Kurla West. Comparable views

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@Being_Humor @Dev_Fadnavis I have followed you for a long long time and admire your work on fauxy Found you a sensible person and not a rabid IT troll. My perception about you changed post this tweet

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It's more than 2 hours and still haven't reached my office in Goregaon from Chembur, a journey of 18kms that ideally takes 40 mins. 2 days consecutive days its happened.If i overspeed by 5km/hr or miss a signal by mistake Rs 1000 is the minimum. Kudos @MTPHereToHelp @mybmc

[Mumbai Nowcast @s_r_khandelwal]

In line with the forecast, IMD has issued RED ALERT for entire belt of Surat-Vadodara-Ahmedabad tommorow🔴
All schools closed in Ahmedabad tomorrow! Mumbai will see increase in rains tommorow #MumbaiRains #GujaratRains

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Dear @airtelindia i have a postpaid package in Airtel. Then why the hell are your telecallers harassing me non stop since last 1 week to say that my package is over and I need to recharge. Which retard has taken over your sales department may I know?

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@gotravelyourway IRCTC zindabaad

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@RamMNK Sir, kindly order Indigo to atleast let people cancel their booked tickets with full refund for atleast the next 7 days given the widespread delayed and cancellations across their network. People can plan better that way @dgca

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@IndiGo6E You should let people cancel their booked tickets for atleast the next 7 days and give full refund no questions asked given the widespread delay across your network so ppl can plan alternately. @RamMNK @DGCAIndia

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Pls look at the deadly and shoddy work which could have severely injured/killed people on Road No 3, Shell Colony, Chembur,'71. The boards fell on the road directly and i got saved in the nick of time. Urge you to take strict action against the contractor. @mybmc @MTPHereToHelp

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@shakchunni_ @InternetH0F 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MMMOCL_Official pls look into it

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@uglyduckling_24 Very well said. No better place to come across the wide range of problems plaguing the people of the country than the general class of trains.

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@uglyduckling_24 @ATIFZEYA5 @chandramoulicmh True that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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One of the greatest knocks ever in world cricket I remember getting up at 5AM and seeing as a Class 3 student. 241* without a single cover drive shows the man's mental resolve

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

One of the finest from Master Blaster - Sachin Tendulkar scored 241* without a single cover drive on this day 19 years ago.

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@GemsOfSimps @shakchunni_ @UH @chandramoulicmh enjoy 🤣

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@TheCineCastic @shakchunni_ @uglyduckling_24 @chandramoulicmh just wanted to spoil your day. 😂

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@ExcelHumor @uglyduckling241 @shakchunni_ @chandramoulicmh @iamsomeyuck 😂😂

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@nickhunterr @shakchunni_ @uglyduckling241 how do I get this level of confidence

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@shakchunni_ @chandramoulicmh @uglyduckling241 Then what about my pole dance? 😌

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@uglyduckling241 @shakchunni_ Okay i get it. My life is like a novel. please write it like Neruda not Chetan Bhagat 😎