Jo

I have had one successful tweet and it was about a biscuit.

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

Never been more terrified of a biscuit in all my life. #GBBO

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

How is this price for ONE TICKET ok @jtimberlake @TheO2
Also: how on earth can you justify £16.10 booking fee for an E-TICKET. Not even getting physical tickets in the post used to cost that much.
I’ve not missed a UK tour of yours. Guess I will be now.

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@KissFMUK thought I’d share a funny story about how for 2 secs I thought I’d won MMAW.

*phone rings*
Me chancing it: Make me a winner?
*silence*
Me: …make me a winner? Hello?
Man: You are a loser
Me: I’m sorry, what?
Man: you are a LOSER
Me: oh…ok
Man: BYE. *hangs up*
Me:😩

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@TheO2 been trying to get my tickets for Fridays Micky Flanagan on the app for nearly a week, all I get is “try again later”
Please assist, thanks

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

I don’t wanna brag, but does YOUR 10 month old watch @Catchphrase ?

Quite possibly @StephenMulhern ’s tiniest fan

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@TGIFridays please can you reply to my DM, I need to speak to someone quite urgently about a booking that needs cancelling and questions about the deposit return.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I don't want to brag but I’ve already started my holiday weight gain.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Making sure to say "bit wet out there" to everyone you see when you come in absolutely drenched

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing a Brit’s about to blow when they quietly say “I beg your pardon”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who told you exactly where something is but now has to get it herself because you couldn't find it.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder https://t.co/urlKXsR5ot

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Bit harsh.
https://t.co/EQBe5vfVgp

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

2/2 for him to come back if @NetflixUK writers want to go back to the original stuff. #HenryCavillTheWitcher #TheWitcher #WitcherNetflix

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

1/2 Jumping in uninvited on the #Witcher debate; if your #Geralt doesn’t wanna do it cuz you wanna divert from source material why not just leave him as Geralt and have Hemsworth as Not-Geralt. Call it The Witcher: Sidequests or something. Leaves the door open

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@shanemadej @ryansbergara introducing my daughter to the spooky bois - she is loving it (despite what picture one suggests)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being unable to ask a stranger a question without first saying "excuse me, hi, sorry"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Only a British person will quietly join the back of a five-mile queue, without even bothering to attempt to look how far ahead it stretches, not even looking up from their phone, maybe a small bottle of water in the other hand… showing the rest of the world how queuing is done.

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@BritishGasHelp hi, I’ve had requests to put in a meter reading and have been trying to for two days; the app won’t log me in saying issues on your end and also on the website too. How long can we expect issues? My email says to add the reading within 7 days

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@RavenHT How does one get in contact with the block wardens at Kilnwood Vale, please?

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@enterprisecares I have done this just now

[Jo @Jo_Rule_]

@Enterprise I just spent nearly half hour trying to get through to your Horsham branch because I was locked in my hire car and the key wasn’t working and nobody answered. Who do I talk to please?