Michael Johnson

Writer and UK expat living in Spain, I write about owt.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Capt_Fishpaste Every Newcastle fan I've spoken to condemns it. They are jaded by their inability to win against us in the league, and I will spend a day arguing with any Newcastle fan about football. but they're no more racist than anyone as a fan group (deluded sometimes maybe)

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Bernstein Nah, that's God Emperor. This is before things get quite that weird.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@UnderTheLight73 We look devoid of ideas and energy, and up front confidence. I know it's a simplification but Le Bris teams always perform poorly in a second half of the season and it's a problem he needs to solve.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@UnderTheLight73 It was a grim watch, especially jn the first half. My annoyance in the latter stages was that we had Isidor making runs, available to have to ball played to feet to relieve pressure and we never picked him out, even if the pass was simple we booted it. Great result though!

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@SummersidePaul @sunderlandafc11 Wouldn't be surprised for that bid to come in in the summer, let's call it £100m.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@JakeWSimons @owenjonesjourno Are you a journalist? Do you fact check? If your answer to the first question is yes then your answer to the second also has to be yes. No buts.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@FabrizioRomano Ballard

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@sunechosafc He's hardly going to say he's made a mistake and criticize his new club now is he! Grateful for what he did and wish him the best of luck.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Capt_Fishpaste unnderstand where Browne is coming from and he was part of the squad who got us there but ultimately he's saying he understands why these decisions were made, he's allowed to feel disappointed of course. Don't really understand why people are wetting the bed over the way he feels

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@MannixKnows I watched the Monday night game with a Leeds fan who claimed Longstaff was a better signing than Xhaka. Even his mates were looking at him funny after that in fairness.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@justin_finch @CSeymour77 @GianlucaChianti I'd imagine a real journalist would be able to spell the word aficionado correctly on his own twitter bio.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@JamesCopley_ The lad never gets a break, massive shame.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@rustyrockets You're not exposing anything, you're sharing GB news wank.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Sthompson009 @RokerReport The awful rumours and speculation about our own players from 'fans' is disgusting. When Mundle was absent from training (we now know seriously injured) people were saying he's leaving and telling him to fuck off.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@SAFCsource Low key could be our best signing, his stats in eredivisie are nuts.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@RokerReport In fairness even his brother is posting dodgy photoshop/AI images all over insta!

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@AdamCrafton_ Did he end the interview by saying "Today I feel american, today I feel gay, today I feel disabled, today I feel like a migrant" before being tackled to the floor by a masked ICE agent and deported.

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Capt_Fishpaste The boats are a minor issue blown into a crisis by people who have zero interest in governing a country in a way that helps the vast majority of the population. It's the same old racism under a not particularly new banner. Labour focusing on this over disabilities is real scandal

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@SAFCsource Has he put that through a random transfer generator rumour website from 1996?

[Michael Johnson @Jockie85]

@Capt_Fishpaste Doesn't want to be here, can't expect another minute on the pitch!