Joe Shea

Engineer and Musician

[UCL News @uclnews]

UCL does the Harlem Shake http://t.co/5ssF5Lfk #UCLHarlemShake

[@sshole @Lisa_Laughs_]

I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

Twat.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@danawhite and to you man!

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay lol. It any good? Good girl, u gotta go sleep otherwise Santa won't come :P x

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay Yup, and I'm down the pub! What's jay up to?

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay alright...gay.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay if u have a hangover that usually means u drank MORE than enuf! :P

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay awwww bless ya :P how much u have?

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@tiff_jay coz ur a dumbass..?

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

@f_mclean You got hold of a Chunky then..? :P

[JKD @jkdrecords]

If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

They say everything happens for a reason. What they don't specify is whether it is fate, coincidence, or you just being a fucking nob.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

Words as a tattoo?

[Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat]

What do you call Postman Pat when he is retired? Pat.

[Joe Shea @JoeCityLights]

Fuck. This.

[Quality Jokes @HiQualityJokes]

I said to my wife "pass me a newspaper" "Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad" That spider never knew what fucking hit it.