Fern McLean

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

Way to waste packaging @PetsatHome ! Luckily the collars are winners with the fluffies :)

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

Oh hello breakfast, you sexy chocolatey beast.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@ms_hushnow simply, ha.

[@sshole @Lisa_Laughs_]

I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

So its her birthday, yet I'm still the one being brought the milkshake in bed, #bestfriend http://t.co/wevNx4In

[Words @wordstionary]

Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@rhiannonchapx standard can of monster...

[Melvin of York @MelvinofYork]

Whatever it was that the Dutch people used to cook in their ovens must have really smelled like shit.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

Just ate 12 Jaffa cakes in 78 seconds. I'm not even ashamed.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

Whole ceaser salad and a fag in 10 minutes. #likeaboss :')

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@rhiannonchapx you just wait until close. Immah whip em right out ;)

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@rhiannonchapx look what you made me do!

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@rhiannonchapx loser. Roy just gave me more shifts next week. Front of house. Winning much.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@rhiannonchapx working today?

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

Starting at 6am @rhiannonchapx prepare to have you record smashed.

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

When you need to pee so bad your teeth hurt. Yet you keep drinking cans of monster. :l

[Fern McLean @f_mclean]

@ms_hushnow YOU PENIS WILLY FACE.