Joe Felice

Retired YouTuber. Now a humble Las Vegas snake farmer.

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Programmer: Tell me you're sentient.
Program: I'm sentient.
Programmer: I think this program is sentient.

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I love rock n' roll. Put another diamond in Tupac's baby.

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https://t.co/2D1Dgmboki is looking like a nice community. A couple of low effort posts from my new account generated immediate support.

The waiting list took four days. #post

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I haven't been tweeting because I don't want to support Twitter any more. I'm looking for an alternative.

I joined Mastodon last month. I just joined the waitlist for https://t.co/nGJCZMKgO2. Whatever platform gets momentum, I'll be there to support it.

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@fearlys97 @louismyers110 @hankgreen @sportswithjohn This type of sofa is called a Chesterfield, which is the name of the opposing team.

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@sternbergh Implied: Anyone who does not find a way to break in to the office by 9am tomorrow will be eliminated from Mollusk Game.

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@JamesSurowiecki Dude, I can't wait till you and your boys find out about "two".

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@yesterdaysprint I'm with you, Sapulpa!
(Pod races notwithstanding.)

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Sapulpa Light, Oklahoma, September 15, 1905

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I'm watching the Hellraiser remake and I think it's a parable about the virtue of using bags to carry things around.

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Not a lot of people know this about me, but on the day that I was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true.

In other words, they got a look at me and said, "mmm...we could do better."

Exactly two years later Ryan Gosling was born. You're welcome.

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@williampellett @johniadarola Thank you for explaining, and for correctly identifying me as a champ.

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@mmasnick If Musk lays off 5,000 people a day, in a month there will be NEGATIVE 100K employees. This will net the company nearly $10 billion a year.

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@rbpakawok @Redistrict "Largely as I predicted"

https://t.co/xvaG1ORUAF

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@AKAChaosSonic @cursedinternet @yesterdaysprint Thank you for clarifying. Anything for a buzz.

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@DougJBalloon As Biden falters, Democratic insiders explore options and find a uniting figure in Joe Lieberman.

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@KenTremendous "I was saying boo-Elon."

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@ChaoticGood42 @conorsen China doesn't have a treaty either, but that's an illusion of safety unless you're Snowden, Assange, etc.

No country wants to be a hideout for the world's criminals. They will cooperate with extraditions unless there is a superseding reason not to.

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@joshtpm "pumped"