Joseph Nyleen

IT Director, Infosec, Nonprofits, All the Cheeses, Spicy food, DC541, Blue Team Village. Pho is life. You can also catch me @joeknowscyber.bsky.social

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@cb_slide @FadeAwayMedia Danhausen x Scooby Doo, where he helps the crew to unmask the monster who turns out to also be Danhausen collecting human monies.

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@d0tslash Nice! My 3rd favorite combat aircraft!

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@sec_hub93028 I trust no company, no matter their paperwork. Treat everything as potentially hostile.

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@ZackKorman Yes, bad. But maybe I'm just jealous; I'm not even allowed to have a cup of coffee paid for by vendors.

That aside, I've never seen someone suffer the actual consequences for the ethics violation.

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@hatter @TracketPacer Yep, this was back in early 2000’s when I was a newbie. Eventually my boss goes “you know…there is a tool for that.” 😂

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@TheTr3s0r I think mine is cuter when she blushes. 😊

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@infosec_fox Grow up surrounded by trees. There was one in there somewhere, I swear it.

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Fiscal year audits complete with just over an hour to spare on the deadline. If you don't mind, I'm going to go sleep for a couple days.

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@Tr3s0r Not as cute as you though!

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@Tr3s0r Geez, I think I'm up to 44 now.

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

BREAKING : @Cloudflare stock down 13% today after rumors of their sales director resigning and to start new drink safety business.

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

Are we human? Or….

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Protip if you think you're dealing with a DPRK fake job applicant using AI masking as an American millennial, ask them to respond to "Are we dancer?" Will take them too long to read in too formal a tone and include psychological debate nonsense. Supposed to say, "Like the song?"

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

There is this strange phenomena where people new to cybersecurity go way overboard trying to look cool and badass to give the facade of being really technical.

I'll tell you something right now. You probably won't like to hear it, but it is important.

Nobody cares about:
- Your certificates
- The conferences you've attended
- Your vendor swag
- What OS you're using
- How many LED's your computer has

Here is what your peers admire the most:
- If you're polite
- If you're willing to admit if you're wrong
- If you're easy to get along with

If you're just a chill nerd who is nice, easy going, willing to admit when you're wrong, you will go further than the big mean nerd with the galaxy brain

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@d0tslash @SecureThisNow Without proper venting, I mean, kinda? 😅

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

Part of me hopes that this is the thing that finally convinces us to switch to the metric system.

[EFF @EFF]

📺 HAPPENING TONIGHT 📺

EFF's Cindy Cohn will be on @TheDailyShow with @JonStewart at 10 PM Central and 11 PM Eastern and Pacific! Make sure you tune in!

[Joseph Nyleen @JoeKnowsCyber]

@Tr3s0r ☺️

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@d0rkph0enix Yup. I've also been spiked multiple times, but it was always from finishing off someone else's drink. Sister in law, best friend, girlfriend. Wake up the next day and start making phone calls to check on everyone else. It sucks. Their anger is an admission of guilt.

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@Tr3s0r @somethings_awry