Joey Fats

Hospitality professional, food and wine lover, ex-bartender, certified personal trainer, self-proclaimed genius and comedian.

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@DQJamesT

[DQJamesT @DQJamesT]

The Great DQ Give-A-Way is HERE!

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Good Luck and let's find our Next Reality TV Star

[DQJamesT @DQJamesT]

The Great DQ Give-A-Way is HERE!

1. Watch this Video
2. Go to https://t.co/kaTtDMP6FM
3. Re-Tweet This Post

Good Luck and let's find our Next Reality TV Star

[Do312 @Do312]

FLASH GIVEAWAY! Follow us and RT this tweet to win a pair of tickets to see @cutcopy at @TheRivChicago this Thursday.

Winner must follow @do312 and will be announced Wednesday 4/4.

[I|O Godfrey @iogodfrey]

Chicago! Haunted Hotel party w/ @ChicagoScene & book a room at @GodfreyHotel. #HauntedIO. http://t.co/Kf43tEkhqM

[Daymond John @TheSharkDaymond]

I stayed at the new @GodfreyHotel this trip to Chicago. It's officially my new favorite spot when in town. Very sexy!

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

Business Insider - http://t.co/gtNp17awlH

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@P_Con_ @Ker_be @KevinBlaha RT @ActingAnEejit: When will there be a new line of coke? @CocaCola

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@TerriHumbs RT @GSElevator: #1: When you tell a story, all I can think about is how much shorter it should be.

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@TerriHumbs RT @K_Mitch: The orphan is a scary fucking movie. Fucking Esther

[Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ]

Guinness World Records wrote back to me.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

. @JoyceEvansFox29 Think JFK lost his head in Dallas? Wait til you see what Tony Romo did in the 4th quarter! Tonight on Fox29 Sports!!

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@GOlsen2316 RT @robdelaney: "I'm gonna fuck you like I drive a rental car." <-- good pickup line

[WagerMinds @WagerMinds]

To recap, the Miami Heat just won a game where they were 50 to 1 to win with less than 30 seconds to play in the fourth quarter.

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

30 seconds waiting for you to unfold and count your money after ordering seems like 2 hours waiting in Bartender Time.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: There are no feminists when the ship hits an iceberg.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: I say 'keep the change' purely for my own convenience.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

@TerriHumbs he stole your joke! RT @pattonoswalt: "I'm on a BOAT!" -- Dzhokhar

[Joey Fats @JoeyFats]

"His house looked like shit." -Chris RT @WesReynolds1: "He killed 16 Czechoslavakians. He was an interior decorator." - Paulie Walnuts.

[Bryan Armen Graham @BryanAGraham]

The Czech Republic had to issue a press release explaining the difference between the Czech Republic and Chechnya. http://t.co/B5cnfiNv36