Jeff Johns

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@Lfc_ola_ Might be Jim Milner but I think you're looking for Matip

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@nonlinear_james @mattyglesias The other part is that you are lame middle aged people

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@FOS @Yankees @yankeestadium @wellsius16 Wrapping random stuff in a tortilla does not=Burrito

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@SollenbergerRC 👎

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@FOXSoccer No. It's not even the best goal in that game.

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@MenInBlazers Is "Wrexham-Annoyed" a category?

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

Lazy

[Mason Dodd @MasonDoddFFN]

Fix your fantasy football league playoffs :

- Championship week 17 (Week 18 players will be sitting)
- Top seed gets to pick their opponent each round

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@billbarnwell Carlester Crumpler

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@ericstonestreet @PiperPirates Go Band!

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@ericstonestreet All the Cam dance-offs - S1 at the daycare class, S5 at the school dance, etc.

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@yashar @SpeakerRyan @jaketapper No, it won't

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

BREAKING: James Comey confirms an active investigation into feeding seagulls at the beach #ComeyTestimony

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Sorry for yelling guys. BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS S@#%SHOW THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE AND RUIN THE INTERNET.

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@RBReich You're too PC using "-challenged". "Ethically ignorant" is appropriate. But simply "corrupt" is most accurate.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

RT if you're not a reporter and want to see Trump's tax returns

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@ericstonestreet It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Bing Crosby version

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@JPosnanski stop complaining about the umpiring, it's getting tired. Check the Fangraphs report on the strike zone.

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

@Andrew_Krammer Halloween costume, right?

[Jeff Johns @JohnGalt25]

Download a Bear! https://t.co/5IxI33kJLq Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If you generally like things I do, please RT this trailer for my movie. If you don't...carry on. https://t.co/ClxPluKeJI @dontthinkmovie