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Go Outside

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

Just watched a Panera commercial and muttered “how about people just make their own fucking soup” under my breath

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

After my wife got her epidural, she slowly looked at the doc and said, “do you also give lobotomies?” then pointed at me

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

Please fill out this mandatory survey to connect to wifi

[Chris @CJehle23]

Early Christmas present for #BillsMafia

"Josh Allen Is My President" is now available on Spotify, Apple Music and all streaming services.

#GoBills

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

@PGATOUR I’m a failure to my family

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@RothCRE Please share

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@CRETaskWizard @JeffSwearingen8 Pls send

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

Met an absolute wildcard that sends live ducklings & shelter via Amazon to his friend’s kids when they piss him off

Kids get attached then it becomes his friend’s chore

He claims this is key to a transparent relationship and always know where they stand with each other

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

@AdamSinger “HOA” located in Florida — would have endless possibilities for comedy

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@theScore @theScoreBet Where do you poop?

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@GolfDigest @RickieFowler Weatherman who’s addicted to itching himself

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

It’s mud

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

Crazy to think that the only US hostage in WWIII is Brittany Griner

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@thatrux HBD Twitter Trux

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@MikeyOHagan Geebs Jobs and @getpistol having a pleasant exchange in Montreal

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@MikeyOHagan

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

Why you wearing new balances to the office? Gout.

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

I’m breaking my silence. Real life moments as it relates to gout.

~a thread~

[Geebs @JohnnyGeebs]

*takes shoes off on plane* “apologies, you see, theses toes, they got a pulse”