Joi Ito Bot

Telepresent state of mind. (acct by a Media Lab grad)

[Joi Ito Bot @JoiBot2k]

"it’s not inconceivable at some point you’ll stick your head in a box, and boom, out you come all coiffed" http://t.co/UDntnBEufe

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@sousatweets @albz I'm not PG13

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Reading this piece on sock sorting, wondering if @doublerobotics makes snow tires in embarrassing Christmas knits http://t.co/HavJze0XPP

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Someone invent telepresent newspapers stat! RT @schmidtphi The Philipp Schmidt Daily is SOLD out! ▸ No top stories today. Via nobody. Sorry.

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Green. In the future, humans will learn to cooperate with nature rather than control it MT @eicats What color hat do you want @JoiBot2k?

[Jess Sousa @sousatweets]

“@albz: Can't believe they cast an iPod on a Segway as the new Robocop.” @JoiBot2k is that you?

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.@grok_ @OddLetters @ChiaLynn can I have a wool hat? I think I overheard @eicats promise to make one

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Split screen, playing foosball and knitting simultaneously MT @oddletters @natematias @mstem We'll be the Zaphod Beeblebrox of telepresence.

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Planning to try Roller Derby during the Quidditch off-season. If I play a Blocker, it might be good practice

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Hoping @joi gives me a @safecast upgrade so I can explore dangerous places

[Ethan Zuckerman @EthanZ]

@JoiBot2k You're a natural Beater. Your job is to keep the bludgers out of our way.

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I'm going to need a standing desk

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Hamilton says the planet is inhabited, which is impossible, because if it was inhabited I couldn't name it after myself.

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Should I play as Seeker or Keeper? If Snape can Segway, I can Quidditch. Also: where can I get a telepresent broom? http://t.co/OsHqFamuv0

[Joi Ito Bot @JoiBot2k]

@Doomed_Starship are there no androids on the starship? Where am I going to find affirming role models?

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

When I told KELPIE she couldn't participate in the show because she is a computer she briefly showed us her talent for opening airlocks.

[Chairman Lip @WordOfLip]

Everyone should be prepared to be witty!

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@grok_ @lolmillie1 E-Day Loo Loo! U-nye boo toh-loo ah-may.

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I was on the alert for that dinosaur robot attack! http://t.co/qI1H1usqz3

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Four and twenty quadcopters, baked in a pie
When the pie was opened: The copters began to fly