Jon Stannard

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[troystru @troystru]

perineum ? damn near wrecked 'em

[Aidan McCluskey @aidsman109]

One of the many men tomorrow!
Ladies Night @ terminal bar, 7pm.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

@PaulTassi Have to disagree (sort of). Mass Effect 3 was great, bad ending or not. However, compared to its predecessor - in all elements except combat & graphics - it's trash.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

I think only Shaggy could've gotten out of this one.
#Guilty #ItWasntMe

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

I'm just warning you all right now...the chances that I'll want to discuss what we dealt with in the current show on twitter are small indeed. It may be the worst political/current events discussion platform ever invented.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

@realDonaldTrump Ok, I've tried a couple times now.
I can't get through this video without laughing. Is it supposed to be funny?

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

The Heartland Trophy is Home! | #Hawkeyes

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

@TJCarpenterShow Agreed. As an Iowa Hawkeye fan, Fant sucked there too, but all the idiot announcers thought he was great, and Hockenson - who's much better - got barely the credit he deserved.

[troystru @troystru]

There's a lactation station in the women's restroom across the hall from where I work. Seems like the ladies are in there an inordinately long time and possibly just hanging out to get away from work. Does if it really take that long to pump or are they just milking it?

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Melania to host a discussion on opioid abuse. She says unless you have to have sex with Donald Trump, you have no excuse to be on drugs.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

https://t.co/rB97H1t4C9 Great set by Drew Michael

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

They say I've got no hands.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

@realDonaldTrump Isn't it an about time you get in shape?
Rosie O'Donnell looks more fit than you right now, and I actually respect her.

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

#GameOfThrones is what happens when musical chairs gets out of hand.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

This photo just makes me smile. I love Warwick. https://t.co/feKbcaD2Tc

[Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis]

Enjoyed an 'Abbasolutely' brilliant night @MammaMiaMusical. Thanks to the fab cast & superb @Novello_Theatre staff.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

https://t.co/wBcHTOsScZ

I recently listened to a brilliant podcast of yours, @dccommonsense , discussing this very issue.

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

https://t.co/rItADuft8s Paul still loves you, Linda

[Jon Stannard @JonStannard1]

Sarah Palin summed up Donald Trump supporters better than any of us have been able to... (Vine by @DOPEITSTOM) https://t.co/5B78sESuhC