Mustafa Monkey

London cabbie & gooner

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

The desperation coupled with the stupidity of drivers trying to get on the back of Selfridges up the pavement block the whole of Oxford Street rank is fucking unbelievable and all for a legal to Arrods 🙄 #itswhatwedo 😳

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

Brook St W2 the most deserted bike lane in London gridlocked with traffic constantly now well done @CityWestminster what genuis came up with that one bet local residents love it 😀 #Westminstercouncil #cyclelane #bayswater

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@MartinSLewis Easier way to tell is look at the small light in their passenger window blue is occupied/hired yellow available thats what i tell people Easier to see as its not i direct sunlight....but yes crap design 😁

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@LiveChatRMLx @AntiquesBack 😂😂 yeah its royal mail with 10 followers

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@TeamChat46429 @AntiquesBack 🙄

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

Anyone had pcn for hilton gatwick dropping guests supposed to be free didn't know u had to go into reception signage crap appeal rejected 🤔 🙄 #gatwick #hiltongatwick #eurocarparks #ripoff

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@TomTaxiDriver

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter I just think garages etc ascots have made alot of our backs over the years i actually despite the bad press think Michael is alright and runs fair ship they have always been alright with me

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter It has everything to do with it anyway we r going round in squares now i knew John and his trusty mutt im sure he didn't get his roller by charging punters more u missing the point 1000 cabs give or take is over a million a year the drivers r swallowing that not the business

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter I say again thats what i paying 350 a week for I've been musher twice b4 I know the costs b4 u ask me y I rent then because since the age limit was applied owning no good I used to rent from C & S John drove round in a a brand new rolls his Mrs a Lambo not a bad business FFS 🤔

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter If I wanted all the above shit thrown in I'd buy my own and pay alot less per month

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter The "business" is not taking the hit we are hence the hike 🙄 if u rent a cab from new for £400 a week and 7-8 years down the line its still £400 or £420 in this case there's only one mug we are all business FFS

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@Theagitatersson @SarcasticCdow @Hamishbutter It's easy to put rents up as newbies come in they just say oh thats 360 when a month ago it was 340 he just means a blanket rise for everybody in one hit hasn't been done for years if anything older cabs u rent long time should go down

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@journeymanstev1 @coltscabs @super_taxi That's the whole point...they get the fillet steak we get the stewing steak 😋 😳

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

@coltscabs Your not absorbing it though are you 🤔 we are 👀

[Tom Edwards @BBCTomEdwards]

Talks to resolve #tubestrike have failed. Strike is ON. Starts midnight tonight for 24 hours and Thursday.

[Mustafa Monkey @Jondgooner]

Tube strikes ON

[Hoi Polloi Antiques @AntiquesBack]

DONT BUY FROM AMAZON daughters gift card tampered with £50 birthday gift lost Amazon know ita been redeemed by a scam account and know this goes on washed their hands of it with BS generic email embarrassing bought from @Tesco #amazongiftcards #scam #amazonscam #tesco