Jonathan Watkins Bitel

I put adverts on TV and Radio, coach tennis, perform and create magic illusions, and have approximate knowledge of many things.

[Jonathan Watkins Bitel @JonnyBitel]

I just realized I can use @seedrcoil to store all my favorite comics and I'm so happy https://t.co/J6u4PdVtNt

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Here's a clip from 2016...

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@Rob_ThaBuilder I'm sure this'll get lost, but given the article is by a reproductive endocrinologist, talking about eggs is normal. It helps with clarity in lesbian couples, Trans Men and Women, and other situations. Dr Lora uses the word women fairly typically otherwise
https://t.co/3XkNKTqlxa

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes
Scientology sorry for bad religion
CIA sorry for dead kennedys
Lazy texters sorry for u2
Owl sorry for the who
Blind dog sorry for wet leg
UK beef industry sorry for madness

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@JasonKPargin @taskmaster Let me add to this that on the series we have Jack Dee who's stage persona is that of the grumpy curmudgeon. He "famously" doesn't smile. But being sat next to Rosie in studio and paired with her in the team tasks continuously sees him breaking and in tears. Really joyous to see.

[Sophie Green @Lafashionfolie]

Me on an all-inclusive holiday #UniversityChallenge

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@thinking_manc So according to the data (https://t.co/5uPaN0o6eA) there were 225 prisoners who have a "legal gender" of Male and 43 Female (excluding those with GRCs).

Of those 220 of them were in male prisons.

ONS data says there are 48k trans men and 48k trans women.

Hardly an epidemic

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@langofmind Simplest way of thinking about it is to remember that there are an infinite number of numbers, so if I wrote a list of sentences saying "this is sentence X." for each number, I'd have infinite sentences of finite length.

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@watsoncomedian Monster Mash was banned by the BBC in 1962 for being "too morbid"

https://t.co/doDdcj56YP

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@richardosman Charlie Brooker did a great send-off to Hazlehurst with the theme tune to Sorry! being the closing credits

https://t.co/RYEcmVPr0p

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@Tom_Nicholas Stimulate debate?

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@C_Dobbins I think it has to be the 9/11 caused remake to Lilo & Stitch https://t.co/oL7fUEaLTZ

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@richardosman

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@jrawson Use every question as an opportunity to shame the Tories.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

America is experiencing the charisma juggernaut that is Liz Truss. They are not ready.

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@DerrenBrown The Frixion pens are a personal favourite.

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The fact that Amazon used their Indian workforce called "Mechanical Turk" for their Just Walk Out tech is fantastic, as that references a magic trick where a hidden human was used instead of technology!

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@JimMFelton He* puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like us.

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@pugmane Parts, Crypt?