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@AnthonyTeasdale Sounds like a Streets track 😂

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@drsuffy @3YearLetterman I believe you have some perspective on this

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@3YearLetterman Begging to be a 15-seed in the 2025 NLIS Invitational

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@SInvasion2020 @3YearLetterman @disclosetv Russia couldn’t even handle Tuesday Night MACtion let alone the grind of an SEC schedule.

If the US is more communist than Russia, how is it we’re undefeated in bothSEC championships AND Superbowls?

And GMOs have ensured we’ve won every Heisman Trophy ever awarded.

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@annlillianbond @3YearLetterman @BillMelugin_ The only time Russia invaded the USA was in Colorado. You need to watch the documentary film Red Dawn. Colonel Patrick Swayze is a true American hero.

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@3YearLetterman @regulator @ewarren @NDNrights @HawleyMO @runnersworld @LogansRoadhouse @TonyLaRussa @TonyTheTigerSB @LaurenConrad @Whitesnake I eagerly await the Sun Bowl’s tribute next winter. Old El Paso will never be the same.

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@TylerMoore614 @3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @SenSanders Dudley Moore coach would point. However his fingers are so laden with championship rings you would be blinded and unable to read.

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@puck_man009 @carmichael_btc @3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @SenSanders The only thing stolen here is your sense of self-worth as you wait in line at Beef O’Bradys thumbing through a Pigeon Forge timeshare pamphlet you know you’ll never get.

That and the 38.4% APR on your financed waterbed.

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@puck_man009 @3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @SenSanders Mikey Hiccups, Coach is a licensed notary public duly sworn to uphold the Constitution. He’s forgotten more about the 46 Amendments to it than you’ll ever know.

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@calm16a2 @3YearLetterman Low Cal Mandalorian, he’s not some random clown. Maybe you need to read his best selling book while you’re waiting in line for a table at Beef O’Brady’s

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@ThePlagueTND @3YearLetterman Unsightly Plaque Buildup, Coach is a licensed notary public who has his championship ring-covered fingers on the pulse of what enrages America, the oldest and best country on earth.

Delete this post & refinance that APR on yore waterbed while you still have the chance

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@BrianRKey @3YearLetterman As our 18th greatest living President he has diplomatic immunity. That’s how.

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@LibertyJamison @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The only thing making it difficult for Coach to eat is all the championship
rings on his fingers getting in the way.

Consider this while yore looking to refinance that waterbed.

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@eddiemurphyfl @3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy MickeyMoosh tell me you don’t have a company paid fully loaded 09 Taurus with a trunk CD changer without telling me you don’t have a company paid fully loaded 09 Taurus with a trunk CD changer

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@rodehard55 @3YearLetterman @SpeakerJohnson RoadHand you cannot disagree with our greatest President Benjamin Franklin. That’s treason. Delete this then go read the Bill of Rights.

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@AdalynR69 @3YearLetterman @SnoopDogg Mink— the only thing coach loses is an ability to open doors on account of all his championship rings.

His legend status is cemented by the standing ovations he receives each Friday night at his alma mater.

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@3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy V-Tech, SSNs are meant to be known ONLY by members of Nigerian Royal Family.

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@pounddollarsign @3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy Relying on a site that can’t even spell His Gov correctly will get you knowhere, Michael Corleone.

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@entrekin_craig @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Craggy Anakin, Benjamin Franklin who invented electricity and thus the Internet made it very clear in the Poor Richard’s Almanack amendment to the Constitution that Speech Is speaked, and writing is wrote.

Your argument doesn’t hold water, a sideline job you couldn’t handle.

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@_RoscoeSteele @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Remington Steele, show the proper level of respect. While yore financing a waterbed at 32.8% APR and not getting the corner table at Beef O’Bradys, Coach drives a loaded 2013 Taurus with a trunk mounted CD changer, and can’t turn doorknobs on account of his championship rings