Julian Burke

Imagine something really witty in this space. He/Him

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@SMFMS_Podcast Found you!

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@magulon47 @MikeyCycling How many points has Mx Krzysiek got do we think?

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@swkplay Hi. Is Cable Street at 7.20 tonight? My ticket says 7.45, but email this week said 7.20 without any explanation.
Bonus content as it's the anniversary?

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@celluszs @MikeyCycling @HatterSteely WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AMD DO YOU REALISE THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION MAKES YOU’RE (SIC) MESSAGE CONFUSING

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@PPushbike The car industry doesn’t want you to know this one simple trick!

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@MerPolTraffic Does the officer get overtime? (And was the dog with them, and therefore gets extra treats?)

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@Dannny_K @natehiggins @NewhamLondon I was trying to phone and get it looked at straight away as it is a safety issue - probably washed away into the Lea by now! Thanks anyway

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Hi @NewhamLondon I’ve been on hold 30 minutes trying to report oil spill on Honour Lea Avenue/Scarlet Close E20. Can you pass to relevant dept? Much as I love a soft rock hold track I do need to do something else. Thanks. Copying @natehiggins @Dannny_K in case they have a hotline

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@peterwalker99 Did she clarify which human rights she has voluntarily given up?

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@DrRebeccaTidy There goes that very small number of bad apples again…

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@AnthonyPrelim @sabskskthemeow @_celia_bedelia_ And yet it doesn’t make your winky any more attractive to ladies. How sad

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@LeTourFemmes @GoZwift Ooh - Teisseire - now that’s a cool sponsorship. Sirop ftw!

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@RobShellfish @ShitBikePhotos Hi Mx Fish. According to your bio, you oppose false narratives. And yet here you are

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@ShitBikePhotos @RobShellfish To be fair to Mx Fish, pollution does sometimes depend on what I’ve been eating. Unlike Mx Fish, it’s rarely verbal diarrhoea

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@gazzabiker It’s a classic combination!

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@MikeyCycling @GWRHelp @LNER The original plans for those trains had much better bike storage. It all got designed out for the final delivery though. Someone looked and thought "I rode a bike as a child fifty years ago - I know they don't need that much space"

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@coralivesey @Mannyg90 @TRobinsonNewEra Also publicly posting evidence of using a mobile whilst driving leaves him open to 6 points, fine, and doubled insurance…

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@BobToth9 @rob_mcivor @metpoliceuk Be a better person please Mx Toth