June Chelimo🇰🇪

Challenging systems that destroy people & planet. Climate justice organizer | Land defender | Amplifying silenced voices daily.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Buda, usitubebe ufala.

It is becoming a recurring pattern that whenever Parliament is confronted with consequential votes that directly affect the livelihoods of millions of Kenyans, you are conveniently outside the country.

After months of fiery rhetoric, media appearances, and vehement opposition to the Finance Bill, your conspicuous absence at the decisive moment raises legitimate questions about your sincerity and political fortitude. Were the interviews merely performative? Was the outrage simply a public relations exercise?

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Always told you about Ndindi Nyoro!

Bro bamboozled you (us) with big economic jargons then bailed out

Already hata you wanted him as next President

Anyway, by the time you reckon who Ruto truly is

He will be at Kasarani

“I William Kipchirchir, Arap woreva”

Chesa

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”

Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Matheus Cunha's Man United players loving his celebration at the World Cup 🏄

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In the richest country on earth, millions of people can't afford healthcare, housing, childcare or other basic necessities.

We don't need tax breaks for billionaires, more military spending, endless wars and a White House ballroom.

We need to improve life for the working class.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

TSC deducted an extra Sh108 in PAYE from teachers' June payslips without an explanation.

The change could mean about Sh32.4 million extra collected in one month from over 300,000 teachers.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Your Excellency President @WilliamsRuto , everyone says Wicknell Chivayo is a Conman, a fraudster & a Criminal .. Why have you allowed him unimpeded access? Why is he given unrestricted access to our country? How can he openly give money to our airport employees? How does our country benefit from a known criminal? How can we compromise our national security & prestige to such man of dubious reputation?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Gikomba fire is now an annual event

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Hakuna boxing ya uptown negroes? Hii ya rural bred is all kipindi

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Absence during the voting on the Finance Bill is a failure of leadership and accountability - Octopizzo

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

📍Outside.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yani Elon musk aliniwekea 4 sausand kama ugandan house help. Colonialism never ended!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na kitu ingine vijana,manake ni muhimu tupeane ushauri sisi kama kizazi cha kiume. When it comes to impressing women,It is important you know when and where to stop. Lazima ukue na boundary. Because its very easy to lose yourself along the way. Kuna mahali unafaa kufika unajua hii imeenda,haikua yangu. Na kama hujui nakwambia utaumia. Some of these women will exploit you to the core once they notice how desperate you are to have them appreciate you

Anaitisha hii unaleta,ukidhani hiyo itamtuliza,anaitisha ingine. It never ends. Ni muhimu sana Ukipatana na sampuli kama hii,kumbusha yeye wewe apana baba yake,na ujitoe. Na hii ni kitu inasumbua mpaka watu wameoa. Mimi siniliwaambia kuna wakati bibi aliona nikama nimekua nugu,nikaskia ameniambia ati anaona ingekua ni jambo mzuri sana nikivurutia baba yake stima kwao. Hapa ndio niligundua nimekua mchache,Ndoo ilikua hapo nikaweka teke namna hii, ikatoa tunnel. Hiyo maneno sijai skia tena

Wanaume ni muhimu tujue boundary iko wapi. Mimi navuruta stima kwani mimi ni KenGen. Aiii!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unaona kipara ndio iyo imeanza kukuja na hureply Dm. You will regret your life

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_
By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch.

Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

💯💯

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ndindi Nyoro is one of the most hypocritical figures in Kenyan politics!! The only reason this statement exists is because Kenyans saw right past the BS.

What we are witnessing here is HYPOCRISY and STUPIDITY of the highest order. You cannot spend years cultivating the image of an alternative voice, positioning yourself as the intellectual conscience of government, then disappear when the moment of accountability arrives.

And then return with a carefully crafted statement about humility, patriotism and service.

We are being asked to believe that there was something more important than one of the most consequential votes affecting the lives of millions of Kenyans. There wasn’t.

Nothing was more important than that vote.

Absolutely nothing. Kwenda uko🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

What makes a population of over 50 Million people normalize dysfunction from a few politicians? Is it fear, conditioning, survival, or something else entirely?

Who actually understands this, psychologists, sociologists, historians, anyone?? Feel free to weigh in✌🏾

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Unpopular fact: Alcohol and weed can negatively affect your appearance, making your face look older and more worn out

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

MENTAL WELLNESS |

The people, systems and ideologies that have broken your mental wellness, are the same that want to guide you on mental wellness.

It is absurd.

It is an irony.

#MasculinitySaturday