Sigurd KE

the big DEAL||Things End||.

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

Two abstract approved for Scientific conference oral presentation ☑️.
Research conceptual framework approved by my supervisors☑️.
Masters is sweet ☑️.

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

Reproductive Biochemistry!!.
Lord,, Shukisha!! 🙂‍↔️

[Eric @amerix]

If you want to marry a submissive woman who will respect you,

Marry a woman from communities we consider "hardship communities"

• Maasai

• Turkana

• Borana

• Somali

• Giriama

• Taita

• Pokot

• Tugen

• Teso

Especially if they grew up in their families.

They have lived in situations that call for patience and humility.

No matter how tough your marriage becomes, they will endure everything.

They will remain respectful and submissive.

They are good women.

I didn't say you marry them from the city. The Gilbey Dragons will stress you for nothing.

Get them from their villages.

Remember, you are marrying a mother of your children, a woman whom you will live with for the rest of your life.

Don't gamble.

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@mbulungu3 How do you name airstrip ithwooke😭😭😂

[antoh @AntonioWallahi]

Nowadays nawezaamka 6am nifanye kazi like my campus days pale Soweto hostels KNH, I thank God.

A few months ago hizi ndizo masaa nilikuwa nafika home. Drunk like a fish. Madem wamejaza gari wanapiga kelele. With my “friends” wenye wamewateka.

Because I live with politicians & diplomats as neighbors, I was issued with a notice haraka upesi. “Change ama tukuhamishe”.

That’s when I knew I had hit rock bottom.

Pombe ilikuwa inataka kunitoa kwa my dream home. 4bedroom nilihamia Lavington because of my siblings.

This is when I remembered what mattered and what did not. I had chosen to make money because of my FAMILY. They are my everything.

I couldn’t allow alcohol ruin my goals anymore. I had to find a way out.

[antoh @AntonioWallahi]

Pombe breeds umalaya. You get horny easily & the women are easy.

Once wameona umelipa bill, uko na gari na uko na nyumba, they literally beg to go home with you.

But you’re not the only one, they do this every night they’re out. Some are out 6/7 nights a week so do the math. “Antoh we can do it raw, I trust you”. Lol.

Check my medical records at Nairobi Hospital & Coptic Hospital from September 2025 to July 2026. You won’t ask me why I quit alcohol.

[Eric @amerix]

The day you become broke you will realise you were alone.

Please refuse to entertain jokers and mediocre people around you.

The people you compromise your values to please will not be there when you are struggling.

Let people call you names, but don't lower your standards.

[antoh @AntonioWallahi]

So funny that when I needed help, only my Mom (KES 100,000) & my cousin Don (KES 50,000) came to my rescue.

My drinking buddies all bailed out on me.

Mind you, we used to splash KES 50,000 - 200,000 a night at Al Capone, Al Fakher, Habanos, BND, Tamasha …

#Family always ❤️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The only person who gave us pressure here was khalif Kairo. All these other small forex traders who are washing hands in clubs with wine have are nothing. Kairo unajua alikua ametuwesa aki,na ni juu kweli tulikua tunaona kazi anafanya. Anauza magari! His pressure was valid. Leo ako malysia,kesho india,tena ndio huyo US na mabinduki,tena ndio huko ako jamaica anasuguliwa na kina shensea. Kidogo wako south africa na parachute amebeba wetangula kwa mgongo. Eih! Mpaka unaangalia unaona kweli,mimi nilicheza na maisha yangu,I am a failure!

Kairo kuna siku ametuambia tusifu dem wake atupatie gari. Can you imagine! Si tuling’eng’ana aki. Mimi mpaka nikanunua drinking chocolate nikunywe,nichemse ubongo. Angalau nipate gari,isikue mzazi alinipeleka driving school bure. This boy was giving us pressure bwana. Kidogo hivi mambo ikachemuka,fununu ikaanza kairo amekula pesa ya gari. Supplier anasema hajapata pesa. Eih! Kidogo warembo yote kairo alikua anakula nao,wakachivayo,yani waka disappear. Ata instagram walifuta picha

Dunia ilitafuna hii kijana yetu na ikatema yeye akiwa uchi. Mambo ilikimbia haraka sana.

Bwana this world just teach yourself to mind your business,mambo ya watu ni ngumu aisee

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Ombachi i clearly understand ulitaka your heartfelt message ifikie Homelando huko Madeira but guess what, 7hrs later imenipata hapa Ngomongo nikiwatch ads zako za Ajab on mute wondering whether your life only revolves around that wheat flour

[𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗴 @huko9m]

Ukipata 60k, sacrifice uchukue membership ya golf clubs mamae hutawahi regret networking iko huko utameet na MDs,directors,ceo s, generational wealth itakufuata

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@_Sakko Utakubali 30 bob ..niwekee sahii sahii?.

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@mbulungu3 Chief unafanya Kazi kaburini😂

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@mbulungu3 Unakula mwalimu,sio

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@limukii_f Hapa nayo Gachagua alipata Bibi,,damn!!.

[Eric @amerix]

Factually, and constitutionally, Raila Odinga has never been an official leader of the opposition.

He has been the opposition leader in spirit, and not in letter.

Here is why,

In 1992 - 1997, the opposition leader was Kenneth Matiba.

In 1997 - 2002, the opposition leader was Mwai Kibaki.

In 2002 - 2007, the opposition leader was Uhuru Kenyatta.

In 2007 - 2013, the opposition leader was Jimmy Wanjigi. This was a bit complicated due to 2007 PEV and the coalition that followed.

In 2013 - 2027 there is no office of opposition leader occasioned by the new constitution.

In letter, the official leader of opposition was the party leader of the party with the highest number of parliamentary seats against the government.

Baba was therefore a spiritual leader, more than a constitutional or political leader.

[Muli Travels @muli_brian_]

Scenes hii upande 🦓🦓

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@WaruiJohn2 😂😂😂
Inapenya kweli kweli

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@muli_brian_ Ulidinyiwa Bois? We offer DNA at MLKH that is admissible in court of law.
Thank you.

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@chiefkimenyi We wacha😂

[Muli Travels @muli_brian_]

Jamaa alikuwa anakatia wasichana akiwambia AfriQuest ni yake na amenipea kazi ni-manage ndio apewe kasusu 😂😂💀

[Sigurd KE @Jvyyyyy_01]

@chiefkimenyi Waweke online.