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[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

I don’t have an alarm clock, unless you count my dog’s bladder.

[K @K_P_M]

@strugglesaurus

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Unusual opinion for a player, even an ex player. Of course he’s already cashed his $180M contract.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

AHHHHHH THAT FRESH HIT OF ONLINE SHOPPING DOPAMINE

[Martha 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇳🇴🇦🇴 @gwoman9810]

Someone did this to the Aldi in my hood 🤣🤣

[K @K_P_M]

@mirriam71

[Phil Hughes @PJHughes45]

I know everyone wants baseball back this year but players won’t be strong-armed into unsafe work conditions and unfair compensation

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

May 10, 1970.

5:10 p.m.

The Goal.

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

I just heard the news about Little Richard and I’m so grieved. He was my shining star and guiding light back when I was only a little boy. His was the original spirit that moved me to do everything I would do.

[Charles Jaco @charlesjaco1]

ONE THIRD of all US COVID-19 deaths are in nursing homes. GOP states like MO won't release info, hiding behind HIPAA while actually protecting deep-pocket owners (mainly hedge funds) of for-profit nursing homes w/inadequate staffing & crap safety records. https://t.co/93jia1GtFd

[Shannon @Miss_Met]

every single fringe Mets player when they sign with another team:

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

Pandemic Conspiracies Be Like...

edit: share this before THEY have it taken down.

[XLProfessor @XLProfessor]

@cd_hooks @chrislhayes Conservatism is a Russian nesting doll of affinity fraud
https://t.co/HKGdyoFFGK

[K @K_P_M]

This fucker needs to rot in jail

[Riverfront Times @RFTimes]

The dog's muzzle and legs were bound in duct tape, and investigators believe he laid in the freezing ditch for twelve hours. https://t.co/Pc3M23Jp9Z

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Whoever edited Steve Harvey’s face onto Megan Thee Stallion needs to go to jail IMMEDIATELY

[K @K_P_M]

What is with that fucking hair???? He should cover that up too.

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

Blaze Parscale - donald’s third-rate Logan Paul, modeling his latest beer cozy face mask merch.
Get it all, kiddo. Grab every cent on the way out the burning house. Good on ya.

[Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) @BrendanNyhan]

Axl Rose owning the Treasury Secretary on Twitter was not on my 2020 bingo card

[Anna Massoglia @annalecta]

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Liberia." — Trump admin Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin to Axl Rose

[Arden Messing 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🟦 🌊💙 @arden_messing]

“And then I married a fat, bald ugly guy worth $192 million”.

[K @K_P_M]

Pour one out for NM

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Neiman Marcus files for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, squeezed by debt from a takeover and stores closed by coronavirus https://t.co/eFFzZWnRNa